The One Where Kailyn Works Retail

Date: 3/14/2024

It’s Jaycie’s wedding day. I’m at the mall looking for an outfit to wear to it when I walk into a massive women’s clothing store. When I reach the back of the store, I see a couple of saleswomen walking toward me and realize that one of them is Kailyn. I laugh, hug her, and say something about how I forgot she worked here. She walks around the store with me and Austin Wickham — who I’m apparently here with — as we look at different dresses. I end up wearing a magenta floral skirt and a mint green off-the-shoulder top. I look down at it and realize that it’s not fitting very well because I have my breast pump on. At some point, I end up trying to squeeze between a clothing rack and a display fish tank with one dead beta in it. At some point, Austin starts seemingly flirting with me. I end up in a small plaza parking lot with Renee and an Asian woman. She’s telling us how she’s glad to have us to talk to because she’s normally shy as we walk into a small restaurant that’s supposed to be Bruno’s. In the vestibule, we find two guys sitting at a small table with a black and white dog underneath. I get excited about the dog but continue walking. I accidentally pull the door open — even though it says to “push” — and everyone turns around to look at me. They’re all smiling as I hand over what look like a couple of sauce-covered bibs. I explain that I accidentally walked out with them the other day. As we leave, I start to wonder if my mom will have time to do my hair for the wedding.