I’m watching what’s supposed to be a Super Bowl, but I go from being on the field to hovering above it. I watch as Bitty Schram (Sharona from Monk) goes...
I’m at what’s supposed to be one of our dinners with Brody’s brothers — in a house I don’t recognize — when Peyton announces that they’re moving to Nort...
I’m at a large, two-story house (I’m a little confused about whether it’s supposed to belong to my parents or Colleen Neshe’s parents) absolutely jammed...
I get a text from someone telling me that Sandy has apparently died. I feel lightheaded as I think about how my mom will handle this and immediately go ...
A little girl in the neighborhood is walking around with a black and white rabbit — who is partially covered in blood — in a cage, telling people that h...
I’m outside some sort of concert venue where the Jonas Brothers are performing. I’m apparently dating Nick and am very excited to see him on stage. A gu...
I’m with a group of people walking down Jog Road behind Thai Shokun when I turn around and see Linda Levy behind us. For some reason, I decide that I wa...
I’m looking at myself in a mirror when I see that my eyeliner looks weird. I somehow look down at myself from above — while closing my eyes — and see th...
I’m standing on the counter in my kitchen (to the right of the stove) looking at a group of people in my living room which includes Daniel Radcliffe, wh...
I’m in what appears to be a doctors office in my living room. The doctor — a woman who looks to be in her 40s with dark hair and bright eyes — is checki...
I'm somewhere with Brody and the kids when I realize that Elliott is life-threateningly sick. I look at him and see that he looks like a little person (...
I’m in a house with Josh René. We decide we’re going to play some kind of Wizard of Oz themed game that involves a ball, which I go to get from a bedroo...
I’m somewhere with Blake when I feel my bellybutton and realize it’s gone back to normal. I’m so happy that I feel like I could cry and wonder if it was...
It’s a beautiful day on the water. I’m in a small boat with my mom and Indiana Jones. He’s seated and appears to be tied up. His face is a little beat u...
I’m in what’s possibly my parents’ living room with Gary and Kailyn. They unroll some sort of quilt that says, “I Love Biotech & Moms.” They look at me ...
I’m in Paris with my mom, Tita Vicki, Renee, and some other women (I think from my family). We’re staying in a fancy apartment and I realize that we’ve ...
I’m on some kind of caravan-style road trip with my family (some of them are actual family members, and some of them are completely random). I’m driving...
I’m in a sequel to Lady and the Tramp — still in cartoon form — running around a house as Lady growls at me. I somehow end up on a small boat on the oce...
I’m at what’s supposed to be Calvary Chapel with the babies. I watch as they crawl around the hallways. I grab Audrey and put her on my hip, but she’s t...
I’m with my mom and Renee. We’re apparently babysitting Bryson Bowman — who looks like a newborn — and have brought him to a weird, woodland-decorated s...
I’m on a Zoom call for work in a fancy apartment while holding Elliott, who’s his normal size but looking like he did at a couple months old. He’s sleep...
I’m at a party at the Pizzis’ house (it’s not actually their house) when we all look outside a window in the front and see three baby deer playing in fr...
I’m standing in line outside of a building with Renee and Adam Lambert. I’m talking about how when Adam was on American Idol, my best friend and I used ...
I’m watching Elliott stand in between two pieces of furniture when he starts to stumble forward. At first I think he’s going to fall, but I’m surprised ...
I’m watching the preview for some sort of horror movie where two sisters live in an orphanage — although they’re definitely adults — and do some sort of...
I’m sitting outside of a building when I see a group of people who are supposed to be the current employees of Banyan Hill, including Aaron (who doesn’t...
I’m on Instagram when I see that Scarlet Lampinen has finally posted that they've had the baby. It's a picture of them on a picnic blanket in a park som...
I'm looking at my teeth in the mirror when I see that something sharp sticking out of my gums. I use a pair of tweezers to pull it out when I realize th...
I’m with a group of people — which includes Aunt Buggy — sitting against a wall on the floor. A girl I don’t know that well (can’t remember who she was)...
I’m in line with my family for what’s supposed to be the Pirates of the Caribbean ride (it actually looks more like the queue for Haunted Mansion). Rene...
It’s Halloween. I’m with a group of people I’m apparently friends with in a mansion of sorts. I realize that I never got costumes for my family. I’m sud...
I’m at a big house with Alyssa, Renee, and all the babies. Alyssa is apparently leaving soon, so I decide that I want a picture of the two of us holding...
I open an Excel document and realize that I’ve somehow accessed a log Paley is keeping of all the things she’s been up to. She’s written entries about “...
I’m in what’s supposed to be my house with a few people in the middle of the work day. I’m telling someone about how Candi and Jess are apparently comin...
I'm in a car with my mom, Tita Vicki, and someone else (possibly Renee) when I start packing a lunchbox with soda cans. I add several Cokes and Sprites ...
I’m shopping for clothes with Renee. I pull out a pair of jeans that I really like and hold onto them as I continue shopping. At some point, I hold them...
I'm laying on what feels like one of the Disney parking lot trams with a group of people, including Renee, Blane, Brianna, and her sister Alex (who is s...
It’s nighttime. I’m standing in my kitchen with Renee feeling kind of crappy when I remember that my period is four days late. I’m absolutely sure I’m p...
I’m standing in a hallway with Brody, Blane, Devan, and Peyton when Brianna walks up to us with sonograms in her hand. I remember that she’s pregnant an...
I’m walking into an auditorium somewhere when I realize I’ve interrupted the opening number of a play and messed up the lead (a woman I recognize but ca...
I’m with what’s supposed to be the cast and crew for Lord of the Rings. We’re in what looks like a massive Target getting ready to surprise Viggo Morten...
I’m sitting in a booth at a restaurant with Renee and Aunt Buggy when we start getting a call at a rotary phone on the table. I answer it and immediatel...
I’m part of a weird family that’s been keeping two tigers as pets. We end up locked in what looks like a school cafeteria by some sort of bad guys and I...
I’m in a house with Meg Ryan, Julia Roberts, and Peyton’s sister, Lacey. I’m asking Meg and Julia questions and decide that I’m going to ask each of the...
I’m in what looks like Aunt Ronny and Uncle Michael’s old bedroom with my parents, Renee, and Aunt Marie, who’s sitting on the bed. She’s in some kind o...
I’m at a bizarre hotel-type place for what’s supposed to be Jaycie and Isak’s wedding. I see Paley and Shepard walk by and realize that they’re apparent...
I’m at a random church somewhere when my mom, Brianna, and I are ushered into some sort of overflow area. The guy who leads us in tells us we need to ta...
I’m sitting on a couch somewhere with my mom, Jacqueline, and Jennifer. At some point, Jacqueline starts making some kind of reference that makes me thi...
I’m sitting on a high fence that’s, for some reason, in someone’s kitchen. I’m on the phone with my dad, who’s supposed to be meeting me to play catch. ...
I’m driving an SUV. I go to pick up Sarah from some apartment complex I don’t recognize. As I pull up to the building she apparently lives in, I see tha...
I’m in what’s supposed to be the Someros’ house in South Carolina with Jaycie, who seems to be working on some sort of craft project. I ask her where Is...
I’m at a pool somewhere with Alyssa, Dalton, and several other people. When I ask Alyssa if she’s thinking of having more kids, she tells me that she re...
I’m outside of what looks like the outlet mall with Chris Rock and several other people. I go to do an impression of something he said, but he tells me ...
The Someros have moved and I’m helping Jaycie and someone else — possibly Candi — organize the girls’ new room, which is almost like a loft area with a ...
Audrey has her two top teeth. I’m amazed at how quickly they’ve come in … I’m standing in the guest bathroom at my parents’ house. Noah Centineo — who’s...
Aunt Buggy has come over for her birthday (which she’s supposed to do in real life) and is sitting on my couch. I see that she has dozens of bags, suitc...
I’m staying in a big house with Brody and his brothers’ families. I’m alone in a room when Devan pokes his head in. We talk for a minute, and then he le...
My dad, Renee, and I are hosting some sort of kiddie Olympics for her students in what’s supposed to be my backyard, which is bigger with a higher fence...
I’m in an SUV with Joey and Daisy from The Bachelor (I may be Kelsey). It’s apparently Fantasy Suites week, and Daisy is getting out to leave Joey after...
I’m with Jordyn in a bedroom somewhere when she hands me a her phone with the camera roll open. I immediately see a sonogram and somehow know that she’s...
I’m in my room watching a tennis match on TV when I see a shot of two peoples’ hands — one black and one white. Somehow, I realize this is Aunt Buggy an...
I’m in high school. I’m in an auditorium with a bunch of girls I apparently know doing some sort of assignment where we’re supposed to listen to the Chr...
I’m sitting outside somewhere with Brody when I somehow remember that I recently learned he has a form of Alzheimer’s. I start to feel very anxious as I...
I’m standing in my kitchen with Brody, Blake, and Audrey, who I’m holding. We hear the front door open and I look at the guys and say, “Who the heck is ...
I’m sitting in a hospital bed with a baby boy I’ve apparently just had. I look at Brody and say something about what we’re going to name him when he men...
I’m near a beach in what looks like California when a middle-aged woman — in a black dress and hat — starts telling me about how she’s a witch. She seem...
I’m in what’s supposed to be a class with Linda Levy. For some reason, people are bringing food to us. At some point, a sever brings us what look like f...
I’m with my family in a big field at dusk. The sun is barely visible behind super dark gray clouds, but a few rays shine through and create a beautiful ...
I’m at what appears to be a sleepover in an old office building with a bunch of women. At some point, Brody shows up to tell me he got the job he interv...
It’s my first day of work at what’s supposed to be Banyan Hill. I’m sitting at a desk in a poorly lit room with someone else playing some kind of board ...
Someone is holding Audrey up when she smiles and reveals that she has her two front teeth. Everyone starts freaking out … Alex and I are sitting next to...
I’m somewhere with Matt Volkens and Jon McQuitty discussing something serious. I start getting all choked up and then bring up how hard it was for me to...
It’s nighttime. I’m younger, living in a Quiet Place-type situation with a group of kids. We’re alone in a boarded up house when I hear a scratching noi...
I’m in a grocery store — possibly for an episode of Guy’s Grocery Games because there are cameras set up — with Alex and the twins. I’m pushing the stro...
I’m somewhere when I see a young Matt Dillon. Tita Vicki tells me that she kissed him when she was young and I’m immediately amazed — and slightly jealo...
I’m in my front yard with Brody when I notice that Larry is coming to chat with us. I casually turn my back to him walk into the house. I open my freeze...
I’m with Blake, Renee, and a girl who’s possibly supposed to be one of Blake’s cousins. She’s showing us screens of sonograms, and we realize she’s hav...
It’s Jaycie’s wedding day. I’m at the mall looking for an outfit to wear to it when I walk into a massive women’s clothing store. When I reach the back ...
I’m with the Harry Potter cast somewhere when I remember that Emma Watson is apparently dead. I think about how sad this is for all the fans … I’m a lit...
I get a text from Jordyn and see that she’s sent me a picture of a sparkly, pink platform high-top sneaker. She asks if I remember how she was obsessed ...
It’s nighttime. I’m in a small house I don’t recognize with everyone preparing for Jaycie’s wedding. I talk to Paley in one of the bedrooms and then go ...
I’m at what looks like a Home Depot with my dad. We’re in the middle of a large aisle where people are putting things together on an enormous work bench...
I’m in what looks like Aunt Ronny and Uncle Michael’s kitchen talking to Renee and my dad. Renee says something about seeing Harrison Ford without a shi...
I’m in a hotel room with Brody, Blake, Renee, and my mom. Someone brings up Blake’s hair and my mom mentions the fact that he “doesn’t wash it anymore” ...
I’m in the car with Jordyn at a gas station somewhere. For some reason, we end up talking about Brett Dabe and how funny his social media is. I tell her...
I’m struggling to fasten a pair of black overalls when I finally snap them shut on my finger. I pull it out and notice that my entire fingernail has bee...
I’m sitting in a car in a parking garage with Blake and Renee, apparently here to buy pot. I see other people sitting in parked cars and realize they’re...
Brianna and I are texting about some sort of family drama going on and I say something about how “I support Macaulay no matter what” (somehow, Macaulay ...
I’m in a house that looks like Brody‘s old place on Catalina. There are a bunch of people there for what looks like a party in the living room area. Tab...
I’m in a crowded hallway at what’s supposed to be a high school I apparently attend. A friend (a girl — not sure who) and I walk into a massive classroo...
I’m in what kind of feels like my parents’ bedroom in my childhood home. Renee and Kailee — who is actively in labor — are in the bathroom and Kyle is o...
I’m in the corner of a darkened auditorium with a few people when the new Journey worship guy comes out singing an upbeat song. He walks through the cro...
Renee and I are in a small, tight room somewhere plotting against Nicole Lopez … I’m in the second row of an SUV with Renee and Travis Kelce. Travis has...
It’s nighttime. I’m in a bedroom that’s supposed to belong to the Dunphy kids from Modern Family. I see trundle beds along the walls and try to remember...
I’m at a pet store with someone (possibly Brianna) looking at dwarf hamsters. I pick one up with the exact markings of a panda bear (it actually looks m...
It’s nighttime. I’m at my parents’ house when I see a scruffy little white dog on the ground. I go to pick it up when I see another tiny dog. I go to as...
I’m at what looks like SeaWorld, where there are several large tanks next to each other. I watch as several dolphins, killer whales, and some other sort...
I’m at an indoor pool — with large waterslides leading into it — with a group of people I apparently know. At some point, two little boys come running b...
I’m in what looks like the astronomy tower at Hogwarts with a bunch of people preparing for something. I look over to see a group of them standing in a ...
I go up a staircase with decorative shelves where I’ve put my babies down to sleep. I pull them out of the shelves and go to another weird staircase whe...
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