It’s Halloween. I’m with a group of people I’m apparently friends with in a mansion of sorts. I realize that I never got costumes for my family. I’m sud...
I’m at a big house with Alyssa, Renee, and all the babies. Alyssa is apparently leaving soon, so I decide that I want a picture of the two of us holding...
I open an Excel document and realize that I’ve somehow accessed a log Paley is keeping of all the things she’s been up to. She’s written entries about “...
I’m in what’s supposed to be my house with a few people in the middle of the work day. I’m telling someone about how Candi and Jess are apparently comin...
I'm in a car with my mom, Tita Vicki, and someone else (possibly Renee) when I start packing a lunchbox with soda cans. I add several Cokes and Sprites ...
I’m shopping for clothes with Renee. I pull out a pair of jeans that I really like and hold onto them as I continue shopping. At some point, I hold them...
I'm laying on what feels like one of the Disney parking lot trams with a group of people, including Renee, Blane, Brianna, and her sister Alex (who is s...
It’s nighttime. I’m standing in my kitchen with Renee feeling kind of crappy when I remember that my period is four days late. I’m absolutely sure I’m p...
I’m standing in a hallway with Brody, Blane, Devan, and Peyton when Brianna walks up to us with sonograms in her hand. I remember that she’s pregnant an...
I’m walking into an auditorium somewhere when I realize I’ve interrupted the opening number of a play and messed up the lead (a woman I recognize but ca...
I’m with what’s supposed to be the cast and crew for Lord of the Rings. We’re in what looks like a massive Target getting ready to surprise Viggo Morten...
I’m sitting in a booth at a restaurant with Renee and Aunt Buggy when we start getting a call at a rotary phone on the table. I answer it and immediatel...
I’m part of a weird family that’s been keeping two tigers as pets. We end up locked in what looks like a school cafeteria by some sort of bad guys and I...
I’m in a house with Meg Ryan, Julia Roberts, and Peyton’s sister, Lacey. I’m asking Meg and Julia questions and decide that I’m going to ask each of the...
I’m in what looks like Aunt Ronny and Uncle Michael’s old bedroom with my parents, Renee, and Aunt Marie, who’s sitting on the bed. She’s in some kind o...
I’m at a bizarre hotel-type place for what’s supposed to be Jaycie and Isak’s wedding. I see Paley and Shepard walk by and realize that they’re apparent...
I’m at a random church somewhere when my mom, Brianna, and I are ushered into some sort of overflow area. The guy who leads us in tells us we need to ta...
I’m sitting on a couch somewhere with my mom, Jacqueline, and Jennifer. At some point, Jacqueline starts making some kind of reference that makes me thi...
I’m sitting on a high fence that’s, for some reason, in someone’s kitchen. I’m on the phone with my dad, who’s supposed to be meeting me to play catch. ...
I’m driving an SUV. I go to pick up Sarah from some apartment complex I don’t recognize. As I pull up to the building she apparently lives in, I see tha...
I’m in what’s supposed to be the Someros’ house in South Carolina with Jaycie, who seems to be working on some sort of craft project. I ask her where Is...
I’m at a pool somewhere with Alyssa, Dalton, and several other people. When I ask Alyssa if she’s thinking of having more kids, she tells me that she re...
I’m outside of what looks like the outlet mall with Chris Rock and several other people. I go to do an impression of something he said, but he tells me ...
The Someros have moved and I’m helping Jaycie and someone else — possibly Candi — organize the girls’ new room, which is almost like a loft area with a ...
Audrey has her two top teeth. I’m amazed at how quickly they’ve come in … I’m standing in the guest bathroom at my parents’ house. Noah Centineo — who’s...
Aunt Buggy has come over for her birthday (which she’s supposed to do in real life) and is sitting on my couch. I see that she has dozens of bags, suitc...
I’m staying in a big house with Brody and his brothers’ families. I’m alone in a room when Devan pokes his head in. We talk for a minute, and then he le...
My dad, Renee, and I are hosting some sort of kiddie Olympics for her students in what’s supposed to be my backyard, which is bigger with a higher fence...
I’m in an SUV with Joey and Daisy from The Bachelor (I may be Kelsey). It’s apparently Fantasy Suites week, and Daisy is getting out to leave Joey after...
I’m with Jordyn in a bedroom somewhere when she hands me a her phone with the camera roll open. I immediately see a sonogram and somehow know that she’s...
I’m in my room watching a tennis match on TV when I see a shot of two peoples’ hands — one black and one white. Somehow, I realize this is Aunt Buggy an...
I’m in high school. I’m in an auditorium with a bunch of girls I apparently know doing some sort of assignment where we’re supposed to listen to the Chr...
I’m sitting outside somewhere with Brody when I somehow remember that I recently learned he has a form of Alzheimer’s. I start to feel very anxious as I...
I’m standing in my kitchen with Brody, Blake, and Audrey, who I’m holding. We hear the front door open and I look at the guys and say, “Who the heck is ...
I’m sitting in a hospital bed with a baby boy I’ve apparently just had. I look at Brody and say something about what we’re going to name him when he men...
I’m near a beach in what looks like California when a middle-aged woman — in a black dress and hat — starts telling me about how she’s a witch. She seem...
I’m in what’s supposed to be a class with Linda Levy. For some reason, people are bringing food to us. At some point, a sever brings us what look like f...
I’m with my family in a big field at dusk. The sun is barely visible behind super dark gray clouds, but a few rays shine through and create a beautiful ...
I’m at what appears to be a sleepover in an old office building with a bunch of women. At some point, Brody shows up to tell me he got the job he interv...
It’s my first day of work at what’s supposed to be Banyan Hill. I’m sitting at a desk in a poorly lit room with someone else playing some kind of board ...
Someone is holding Audrey up when she smiles and reveals that she has her two front teeth. Everyone starts freaking out … Alex and I are sitting next to...
I’m somewhere with Matt Volkens and Jon McQuitty discussing something serious. I start getting all choked up and then bring up how hard it was for me to...
It’s nighttime. I’m younger, living in a Quiet Place-type situation with a group of kids. We’re alone in a boarded up house when I hear a scratching noi...
I’m in a grocery store — possibly for an episode of Guy’s Grocery Games because there are cameras set up — with Alex and the twins. I’m pushing the stro...
I’m somewhere when I see a young Matt Dillon. Tita Vicki tells me that she kissed him when she was young and I’m immediately amazed — and slightly jealo...
I’m in my front yard with Brody when I notice that Larry is coming to chat with us. I casually turn my back to him walk into the house. I open my freeze...
I’m with Blake, Renee, and a girl who’s possibly supposed to be one of Blake’s cousins. She’s showing us screens of sonograms, and we realize she’s hav...
It’s Jaycie’s wedding day. I’m at the mall looking for an outfit to wear to it when I walk into a massive women’s clothing store. When I reach the back ...
I’m with the Harry Potter cast somewhere when I remember that Emma Watson is apparently dead. I think about how sad this is for all the fans … I’m a lit...
I get a text from Jordyn and see that she’s sent me a picture of a sparkly, pink platform high-top sneaker. She asks if I remember how she was obsessed ...
It’s nighttime. I’m in a small house I don’t recognize with everyone preparing for Jaycie’s wedding. I talk to Paley in one of the bedrooms and then go ...
I’m at what looks like a Home Depot with my dad. We’re in the middle of a large aisle where people are putting things together on an enormous work bench...
I’m in what looks like Aunt Ronny and Uncle Michael’s kitchen talking to Renee and my dad. Renee says something about seeing Harrison Ford without a shi...
I’m in a hotel room with Brody, Blake, Renee, and my mom. Someone brings up Blake’s hair and my mom mentions the fact that he “doesn’t wash it anymore” ...
I’m in the car with Jordyn at a gas station somewhere. For some reason, we end up talking about Brett Dabe and how funny his social media is. I tell her...
I’m struggling to fasten a pair of black overalls when I finally snap them shut on my finger. I pull it out and notice that my entire fingernail has bee...
I’m sitting in a car in a parking garage with Blake and Renee, apparently here to buy pot. I see other people sitting in parked cars and realize they’re...
Brianna and I are texting about some sort of family drama going on and I say something about how “I support Macaulay no matter what” (somehow, Macaulay ...
I’m in a house that looks like Brody‘s old place on Catalina. There are a bunch of people there for what looks like a party in the living room area. Tab...
I’m in a crowded hallway at what’s supposed to be a high school I apparently attend. A friend (a girl — not sure who) and I walk into a massive classroo...
I’m in what kind of feels like my parents’ bedroom in my childhood home. Renee and Kailee — who is actively in labor — are in the bathroom and Kyle is o...
I’m in the corner of a darkened auditorium with a few people when the new Journey worship guy comes out singing an upbeat song. He walks through the cro...
Renee and I are in a small, tight room somewhere plotting against Nicole Lopez … I’m in the second row of an SUV with Renee and Travis Kelce. Travis has...
It’s nighttime. I’m in a bedroom that’s supposed to belong to the Dunphy kids from Modern Family. I see trundle beds along the walls and try to remember...
I’m at a pet store with someone (possibly Brianna) looking at dwarf hamsters. I pick one up with the exact markings of a panda bear (it actually looks m...
It’s nighttime. I’m at my parents’ house when I see a scruffy little white dog on the ground. I go to pick it up when I see another tiny dog. I go to as...
I’m at what looks like SeaWorld, where there are several large tanks next to each other. I watch as several dolphins, killer whales, and some other sort...
I’m at an indoor pool — with large waterslides leading into it — with a group of people I apparently know. At some point, two little boys come running b...
I’m in what looks like the astronomy tower at Hogwarts with a bunch of people preparing for something. I look over to see a group of them standing in a ...
I go up a staircase with decorative shelves where I’ve put my babies down to sleep. I pull them out of the shelves and go to another weird staircase whe...
I’m sitting in a car in what looks like the Costco parking lot when I see Mike Pizzi trying to break into a Charger next to us that apparently belongs t...
I’m driving down the road to Muirfield Village when I remember that Kyle and Kailee are apparently having a girl and naming her Marie. I vaguely wonder ...
My mom, Renee, and Blake are at my house. I’m looking out my front window when I see Baylee — but as a toddler — walking toward my house with a golden r...
Brody and I are walking around a school I don’t recognize with Audrey in her car seat. I remember that we’re apparently going back to high school as we ...
I’m in a car on the highway with Renee (somehow, neither of us is driving) when she points out a ring on my finger and jealously asks why her stone isn’...
I’m in some kind of clubhouse with a bunch of people when Brody and I start being weirdly passive aggressive to each other about something. We go outsid...
Renee and I are hiding out in a house that’s been emptied because it’s apparently being sold. We hear someone downstairs and quickly try to figure out w...
I’m in a sitting area of sorts with my parents, Renee, and Jacob Stefanescu. My dad and Jacob are chatting when my mom turns to me and says, “Ashley tex...
I’m sitting with my mom at a table with an umbrella sticking out of it outside of what looks like a restaurant. I start to sing “Don’t Rain On My Parade...
I’m standing near the ocean at dusk swiping through an Instagram post Alyssa has made. One part of the post is a picture of a weird doll. I read the cap...
Tito Martin comes to visit for the first time since I’ve had the twins. When I see him, I say something about how he’s going to cry. Everyone watches as...
I’m with a group of people outdoors somewhere. I’m filming things on my phone when I see the owl from the Tootsie Pop commercial fluttering around near ...
It’s nighttime. I’m sitting on a curb outside of what’s supposed to be a Starbucks with my family and Adam Levine. We apparently have some kind of joke ...
My mom and Andie have convinced me to do a worship set. I’m getting ready to go out when I realize that I’m terrified to do this even if I only have to ...
I’m on a flooded highway, swimming against a current with a group of people that are apparently my family. There are enormous whales swimming around us ...
I’m with my mom, Renee, and Mellina, walking along a canal at night. Mellina and I are ahead of my mom and Renee when I notice what looks like a man’s b...
Brody and I are walking past the dollar section at Target when we see Brianna. We go to say hi when I notice that Blane is in between the shelves talkin...
I’m driving to school when I see that I’m coming up on a traffic jam. I cut from the right lane to the middle. At some point, I’m driving behind what lo...
I’m sitting in some kind of labor and delivery unit after preregistering to give birth there. A woman I apparently know sits down near me and we both st...
It’s getting dark out. I’m walking up to a nice house and go directly into the backyard. I find Jacob Black (from Twilight) and a group of people sittin...
I’m standing outside what looks like a casino with Brody waiting for my family to show up. I’ve had the babies, but I haven’t seen their faces or held t...
I’m in what feels like a large basement with the Harry Potter cast when someone mentions that Rupert Grint and Emma Watson have to do their kissing scen...
I’m at a party at night with a big group of girls and Brody. At some point, Bethany Williams comes out of a room looking like she’s been crying. She tel...
I’m on a deck by a lake with my mom and Renee when I see a cute little half-Asian-looking girl that I remember has been adopted by Blake and Renee. I as...
I’m at my parents’ house with Beau, Basil, Penny, and Sneaker, who I’m not surprised to see. For some reason, I crawl to my old bedroom — where my dad i...
I’m sitting on the couch in my parents’ living room with a couple people (can’t remember who) and a little blonde girl who looks to be about two years o...
I’m at what looks like a giant craft store when I see Candi. I remember that she’s apparently in town. We smile at each other, but she doesn’t say hello...
Brody and I are walking up to someone’s house for some sort of party. I have our brand-new twins in a double baby carrier. They’re apparently so fresh t...
I’m in the guest bathroom at my parents’ house with Brody and a couple other guys. I notice that the shower has a touchscreen pad instead of a knob, and...
I’m on a bus watching a video about the making of the E.T. ride in Universal. In it, animatronics with enormous heads — one of which is a doctor apparen...
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