An Unfortunate Sexual Encounter

Date: 8/9/2017

By amandalyle

Kylie's boyfriend, Alex, was in a mood. I'm not sure what his beef was, but he was acting like a petulant child. Kylie and I walked on, leaving him scuffing his feet behind us. As I walked over to my house (which wasn't my house, but was in my dream!) I noticed that my neighbour's had stolen my lovely morrocan lanterns. Angered, I stole them back and realised that one of the fake candles had gone out. I asked Alex whether I could buy a paper clip off of him (because apparently this will make it work again!) and he said, "Yes, but it'll cost you £40!" I agreed, and handed over the money and was overjoyed with my new working lantern. Alex, on the other hand, was pissed off because I hadn't cooked our usual chicken fajitas. Next scene; I had left my son Maxi in the car at night to go knock on this door of a random house. A guy answered (who I didn't know from Adam) and he invited me in to look around his house. It was nice enough, but there was clutter everywhere... "We're moving soon!" He said, meaning him and his girlfriend. She was in the other room, sorting through the piles of rubbish. I sat down on the sofa next to him and, before I knew it, we started kissing and ... umm... 'getting it on' ... although, halfway through, I let out a fart and killed the moment. He sniffed the air and said, "You need to leave!" Mortified at what had just happened, I scurried sheepishly out of the door and got back into the car. "Who was that man, mummy?" Maxi asked. "No one!" I said, "go back to sleep!"