The One Where I Compete With Voldemort

Date: 2/16/2024

I’m struggling to fasten a pair of black overalls when I finally snap them shut on my finger. I pull it out and notice that my entire fingernail has been crushed. I’m horrified and wonder if Erika will be able to do anything to fix it … I’m watching some kind of documentary on the making of The Outsiders. In it, a young Tom Cruise hangs green books with screens inside on a bulletin board. A voiceover explains that this has something to do with casting the characters … I’m on a game show where I’m doing some sort of team trivia with two other girls. I get up to compete against Voldemort, who looks very happy. Later on, my team is going up against Gaston from Beauty and the Beast. Aunt Marni — who is asking the trivia questions — asks what a certain Latin phrase means, and a girl on my team answers. The other girl on our team and I high-five.