Date: 9/24/2021
By leusid
I came back to my apartment building when I was supposed to be gone on some trip or something, and there were people on their way to a party in the building. When I got to my apartment door they went inside and I was like ??? so I opened the door and there were people partying in my apartment lol. I found the host of the party who I assume must have also been my landlord or apartment manager or super or maintenance person or something, I didn't actually know but I'm making logical waking assumptions about who would have had the key to my apartment lol. So I confronted her like "uhh wtf??" and she was like oh what you were supposed to be gone, and was like saying it's normal to use people's apartments when they're not home. I was like I'm pretty sure that's not the case? And also just that she should have let me know so I could have cleaned the apartment to make it more suitable for guests lol. Also I was like what if my stuff gets stolen? And she was like it's okay don't worry we moved all your valuable stuff out of here ahead of time. That was actually several dreams ago and I've woken up multiple times since then. I don't remember any of the other dreams until right before I woke up, I was in this sketch comedy world? One of the gags was someone (Mark from Aunty Donna?) spit in the ocean and Broden(?) said he can't do that cuz it'll contribute to global warming. Then there was a Key and Peele bit where it was like a medieval courtyard or something and Peele confronted a lady with the pickup line "hey girl are you brilliant cuz you're about to get epic IM" and idk what that was supposed to mean but Key said "it's IQ!" and Peele was like "what was I supposed to do??" Idk my dreaming brain is apparently not an expert freestyle sketch comedier, who knew!? Also I remember I was going around trying to find dishes to load a dishwasher, and I was maybe a nanny?