I love a fluffy rug, I do!

Date: 12/12/2016

I had found a way to get to Greece via boat and a remote control. I put my kids on board and we started to steer our way over to Greece. The kids were really excited, but when we got there, I realised that they would be doing passport checks and I didn't have passports for my kids. I tipped my bag upside down and dug around in the inner pockets - only to find my friend Kylie's passport that had a really hilarious photo of her 'cross-eyed'. "Right, kids. We've got to go!" I said, grabbing our things and sneaking out of customs. The kids were disappointed. Next scene; I was back in England. I decided that I needed to buy the local gazette. I can't remember why? I just did - it was a matter of life or death. When I went to pay for it at the desk, the lady told me that only 7 people read the gazette these days. I was shocked that so little people read the local newspaper. Next scene; I was in Claire's Accessories with my mum looking for hairbands. We weren't having any luck - all the hairbands in the shop were an olive green colour - weird! Then Natalie Cull (from school) walked in. I was praying she wouldn't see me - I couldn't be bothered to make small talk with her, so I hid behind a clothes rack. Next scene; I was at my friend Terri's house vacuuming a massive fluffy rug that was lying on her kitchen table. However, as much as I hoovered like a crazy woman, it was still messy. "You don't have to do that, Amanda!" Terri reassured me, but I just replied "But I do!" And continued. Next scene; It was morning now and I was in my bed. I started to feel my entire body vibrating - intense vibrations. "Great! I am going to Astral Project!" I thought, but then - to my disappointment - rats began to run out of the walls, more and more of them with every second that went by - but, despite this, I was extremely calm. "They can't get me!" I thought "This is just a dream." ...and then I woke up.