TLDR: Got arrested for lying about pooping on the train tracks, decided to stay jail because it was cool

Date: 10/12/2019

By naruto

I was riding my bike next to some trains and a police officer came up to me, pointed to a HUGE shit and asked if I did it. I laughed and said yes (it wasnt my poo). He handcuffed me and put me in a police car. His car only had 3 doors the 4th was a hole. When we arrived to the police station I was shocked. There was blood everywhere and holes with iron sticks protruding out of them. They were stuck through peoples spines and when their corpses rotted away the sticks would be pulled to harvest their spine for rituals. (this dream isnt that serious at all it was just a detail because i read about some murder that involved rituals. the police station looks very dystopian lol) The guy who was questioning me didn't believe me when i said its not my poop and he sent me to jail which was connected to the station. People in the jail were weird, one claimed he was a vampire. He was wearing black sclera lensed and gold fangs. Some weren't even people, there was a really cute elf there also and i hate elves but I'll remember him. My bail was posted by my very concerned parents but i didn't wanna leave everyone and i stayed