went to the complete makeover thing and we agreed that i dont wanna be bald but the hairdresser still began shaving my head so i took the electric shave...
I was riding my bike next to some trains and a police officer came up to me, pointed to a HUGE shit and asked if I did it. I laughed and said yes (it wa...
so in this dream i had a penis (im a girl) and the foreskin was just a big leaf of kimchi cabbage and i went to the hospital to get my foreskin removed ...
i died on earth and teleported to another planet in the future?? i think?? they didnt have video games so im not sure if it was the future, but i could ...
except i was carrying my rat in a box and the only food i had was kfc spicy chicken and cereal with water
i was running down stairs towards my friend and i was fking fast. the stairs were slippery but i didnt fall. usually running in dreams feels like low grav.
people were judging me for not having a summer job, and so i decided to get one. a nose job. i wanted my nose removed so voldemort doesnt feel lonely. i...
my mom paid some church guy to look at my browsing history. he arrived and i thought wow what a fat little man he looks like father christmas, he was ev...
started off as driving away from a zombie apocalypse. ended up at some festival where i saw my best friend n her grandma who was tryna get her killed. s...
i was in a public shower (ew) and there was a sink in the shape of a penis. it was haunted. but of course i still took a shower in that bathroom. sudden...
they were singing on a bus like big time rush sang paralyzed on nickelodeon lol i dont remember the song but i do remember it was fuckin good i didnt kn...
i was floating thru space and saw very weird.. people who looked kinda like Zenyatta in dat legendary skin. there was 3 of them and they had about 12 ha...
guy from tinder saw me in real life and stalked me so i threw a water bottle on his head from a 100 story building and killed him
in my dream i ate some weed but it looked and tasted like sencha green tea leaves. it was bitter. maybe it was tea. i dont know but i got high
i was sitting on a venetian looking building in front of the city centre and it was snowing slightly. i had my earbud in and i was talking to nicki mina...
i was sitting on the grass studying with my friend and i was wearing underwear over my leggings which i thought was a fashion statement. my crush appear...
i was in some temple of anubis from overwatch-looking place and of course, i was wearing balenciaga triple s (but the logo said ballneiaga for some reas...
i was waiting for some bus but it didn't arrive and instead a garbage truck came and the driver said to get in and everyone got in without question and ...
i fell from space and was on a mission to remove all water from earth. i had to kill the government to do that. there were guns all around me n they glo...
gordon ramsay made the blueprint for my house and then i told him to decorate it the way he wants and he painted it pink and mint and i said "thats fuck...
they had wheels like heelys and my mom was yelling at me about how ugly they are
i dreamed that there was a survival mode in fortnite. there were storms n like wind and it was kinda like that game in roblox lol. in the dream some gu...
waluigi sucked my dick
was riding a bike with my best friend thru some dam forest and next to some ocean that looked stormy. then did sick bmx stunts n crashed into a fence on...
i was pointing a laaer at some kids window and he came out and tied himself to a rope, jumped out his window into my balcony like bungee, and pointed hi...
A mysterious old woman sold me a joint that had a black hole and stardust and 'crystallized crystals' in it. she also sold me a nail that looked like my...
People were born with souls from different ages, paleozoic, mesozoic, oligocene, stone age, industrial, early mid century and some which my brain made u...
some demon ass kids stole my dads phone and sent me weird gory shit. they were maybe 16 to 20 but i don't know what else to call them. one of the kids n...
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