Take Off That Ridiculous Dog Suit

Date: 2/22/2017

My friends and I are gathered at the house of our friends Ann and Jim. As we are sat chatting, their pet dog enters the room. It is very boisterous and invasive, knocking things over and demanding attention. I seem to be the only one that realises or cares that it is in fact not a dog, but a middle aged woman in a dog suit. I get really angry at her antics and snap, shouting and swearing at her and telling her to grow up. The room goes completely silent after my tirade and everyone watches as I storm out the room furious.