I've just made a hospital visit to somebody and now must go to Tesco. I'm really annoyed when I realise I don't have a coin for the trolley. I head insi...
I'm looking after a baby and have gone to bed at 1am. I suddenly sit bolt upright realising that I left the child in the bath. I run into the bathroom t...
I'm in a room with a boy who has learning difficulties. Death metal band Cannibal Corpse's music begins to play and lead singer Corpsegrinder enters the...
I'm running in a forest with people I don't know. A dog is with us. The dog gets run over as we cross a road in the trees and we all feel an extreme sad...
My girlfriend and I suddenly have pet rats. They are very reminiscent of our previous pet rats. I feel a weird sense of déjà vu. Before I know it, they ...
I'm at a park playground with some friends from over the years. I'm feeling a painful nostalgia. Everyone is having a really deep and meaningful convers...
I have received a giant package. Inside is a guitar case full of Nine Inch Nails merch including their full discography asking with other bands' albums....
I'm outside with old school friends. We're currently trashing an old teacher's garden, ripping up all his flowers and turning up the lawn. Later I start...
I'm on stage performing guitar with rock band Djerv. I'm a last minute replacement for their usual guitarist. I'm getting by just winging it in the gene...
I return to the street I grew up on to attend a party. Old friend Andy B is there. I walk by my old family house and see it's now a shop. I enter and im...
I'm at a music festival with my friends. The festival seems to be taking place in a town centre. We've pitched our tents and want to relax and get into ...
I'm on holiday with a group of men in a foreign country. One of the men squirts multicoloured paint on a local shop keeper. I'm really embarrassed on hi...
I'm performing in a small production of Oliver for a local music school. I'm in a small room performing in front of a handful of people. I'm portraying ...
I'm on stage at a local open mic night. I have an acoustic guitar and my work mates are there. I know I have nothing properly prepared so I'm just wingi...
I'm at work at a local music school. I finish pooing in a toilet that's in the office. I quickly get cleaned up before somebody walks into the room and ...
I'm talking to my girlfriend while looking at fake nudes of actor Kirsten Dunst. Her breasts so poorly rendered they bear a striking resemblance to Glen...
I'm at the supermarket I used to work at currently urinating in a toilet shack. There is no toilet inside it, just the floor if the supermarket. I'm awa...
I've gone to a music shop with old friends John W. I'm asking the staff to paint my wardrobe pink. I then get carried back to my first car that's waitin...
I'm in Seattle. I find myself in singer Laune Staley's old apartment. As I look around it I'm shocked to find the resident, who is just as surprised to ...
I'm in a music festival crowd watching a bad band. The crowd is looking very thin. The band are throwing out vouchers to us. I catch lots of them since ...
I'm in the flat I used to live in. I'm changing my shirt but getting frustrated when I realise the buttons keep undoing themselves. I need to be ready f...
My friends and I are drinking alcohol while on a coach coming home from Scotland. We're having a good time as well make our way to John W's party. When ...
I'm waiting with my girlfriend in the pet shop where I used to work. Later in the day we'll be attending a wedding and are just killing time. Later we f...
I've been caught by some people who are torturing me. I use my extremely hot breath to repel them and run away. However, they catch me again and resume ...
I'm having a life drawing lesson in a room full of amateur artists. Stuart C is with me and appears to be struggling. I try to help him by pointing out ...
I see a young boy with his sister. It makes me think of my sister and start to feel quite nostalgic. I get asked by somebody about the prospect of getti...
I'm playing bass guitar on stage for rock band Skunk Anansie. My bass is unplugged and I can't hear it at all as the music is so loud. I'm just going th...
I'm at a theme park with Paul B. We're on the high swinging chair ride and I'm finding it very scary. It keeps slowing down and failing to get to fill h...
Old friend Simon R is with me. I'm biting my nails and collecting them inside my mouth. I'm trying to keep it from him but he knows. I try to keep up th...
Television presenter Philip Schofield is watching as I have a contraceptive injected into my back. It's a very small implant. However, it's gone wrong a...
I've found some rats. I'm taking pictures of myself with them. Old school friend Amanda S enters the room. She poses for pictures with me. She has her f...
I'm on a night out with two teachers from the school I work at. They are having a really good time and invite me to have shots with them. I take part an...
I'm on holiday in America. I'm trying to charm the locals with my accent but it doesn't seem to work. I get taken to a headmaster who suspects me of ste...
I'm at a house gathering with lots of people. Musician Noel Gallagher is there. He seems friendly and wants to play guess the intro with our music playl...
I'm eating a chocolate cake. Inside it has two poached eggs. I think it's disgusting and feel guilty at the inclusion of eggs. My friends don't seem to ...
I'm in an apocalyptic situation. I'm running around the streets with an attractive actor. We find a shop owned by Buffy villain Spike, and aim to take s...
I'm at friend John P's wedding. He's getting very emotional during his speech. After he's done I make the decision to go over to him to offer emotional ...
I'm camping with John P and Mike G. Suddenly there are gale force winds. John's tent is immediately taken high into the air. Mike takes no measures to s...
I find a fox with a sore paw. I get a nearby BBC documentary film crew to find a vet. The fox is looking very sorry for itself and distressed. When the ...
I'm trying to get to sleep but I can hear intruders in the garden. I confront them and tackle them to the ground. I lie on top of them until the police ...
Manchester has been over run by vampires terrorising the streets. I'm in a flat with some other survivors. The vampires try to get in so we set about ki...
I'm on my way to a music festival with old school friends Steven M, Craig L and Andrew W. We're all really tired but messing around. I have some paper c...
I'm in a hotel shower. It's in a huge bathroom with many little side rooms, baths and apparatus. There is a group of people sat in the middle eating bre...
T'Pol from Start Trek and I are watching Anne H make a fool of herself. She's trying to sing the bass solo from Metallica's Anaesthesia. Later I see tha...
I'm at a music festival where death metal band Carcass are playing. Hardly anybody turns up to their stage try they continue to play the set. It's very ...
My girlfriend reveals to me that she is pregnant. We both seem calm about it. Later in the day I take part in a dance competition but don't do very well...
I'm in a queue with some female teachers. They begin to touch my bottom and I'm outraged. When I shout at them, one of them begins to lie about me touch...
I see old school friend Craig J by the main road. He's with his child and I say hello. It's good to see him. Later I'm in a huge outdoor arena and see t...
I'm at the tattoo shop. I'm talking to all the staff, and tell them I'm interested in having another tattoo. They seem very interested in what I'm sayin...
I've been in a long relationship with of school friend Jenny H. I read a message preview on her phone with her WhatsApp group that she plans to break it...
I'm playing a racing game on a bed with a very attractive woman. She has long blonde hair and is being very flirty. It's obvious that she is trying to g...
I'm watching daytime television with a very attractive friend. I realise we have a certain arrangement regarding sex. I make a move and we begin to do it.
Skin from rock band Skunk Anansie has asked me to make a cake for her. Sure wants the deviation to resemble watercolour painting. I tell her I'm not ver...
Im in the living room of the house I grew up in. I'm with my girlfriend. Suddenly I feel an overwhelming sense of dread. There is a stark electric lumin...
I'm splitting up with my girlfriend. It's a highly distressing moment and we're both very emotional. It's being made a lot worse by the fact that singer...
I'm wearing a fancy dress costume while walking around the streets at night. I see Stuart C drinking from a bottle of tequila. I take a drink from it wh...
I'm in the shower with lots of my work mates. They're all laughing at me and belittling me, even my boss. I feel humiliated but then drink a smoothie an...
I'm in the Queen Victoria pub from EastEnders with a man who seems to be my very clingy boyfriend. From him, I find out that old school friend Ann L mur...
There is a pool of blood on the floor. I watch as, from it, a demon rises. I'm not scared however, and throw yoghurt at it. The demon recoils in pain. I...
I'm sitting by a fountain in the town centre eating doughnuts. Don't joyful people walk by me and laugh at how messily I'm eating. Suddenly I get kidnap...
I'm taking part in a televised competition drawing old school friend Jodie T. I'm riding as I'm running out of time. She's bathing in rice and telling m...
After a drunken night out in Maidstone, I learn that somebody has been throwing shot putts at car windows. I see that my car has been done and I'm reall...
I'm at a music festival with John P. I ring him and arrange to meet him somewhere. I walk to the meeting point but get distracted when I see Killing Jok...
I'm asleep at friend Liam B's house. There is a giant pig in the room with me. It's jumping up and down on the bed and waited me up as I and begin to pa...
I've left my house so some professional decorators can decorate it. When my huge family and I return, I'm distraught at the hideous decor they've chosen...
I'm trying to shower at my friend Liam's house. We've just had a skateboarding race and I'm really sweaty. I'm heading into the en suite when I see a hu...
I'm on holiday with old school friends Steven M and Jodie T. I'm in a bedroom with Jodie and we start to get intimate. During our activities, a group of...
I'm completely bald and have dark eye make up on. My eyes are coloured by bright white contact lenses. It's early morning and I'm wearing a hood as I wa...
I'm in a horror film where a murderous woman is chasing me and my friends. We hide in a church but she finds us and kills us all brutally. Later we find...
I'm at the pet shop I used to work at. A chinchilla has escaped and I'm chasing it around. I grab it and really hate how squirmy it is. I'm horrified wh...
I have a guitar made out of blood. I'm holding it in American presenter Ellen Degeneres' house. She has a guitar too, a blue telecaster. She really does...
I'm at a swimming pool walking past some beautiful women by the poolside. They're all messing around and wearing bikinis. I'm very attracted to them and...
I'm at home using an electric toothbrush. I realise that it isn't mine, but it is in fact friend Carrie H's. No matter how many times I try to use my ow...
My leg is causing me great distress. I am very aware of its existence and it is very imposing. Its very existence seems to be inexplicably linked to the...
I'm camping with all my friends. My girlfriend seems to be very angry with me. I realise it's because she has seen a picture of me talking to a girl at ...
I'm at the supermarket I used to work at. My friend Ryan B is working a shift. I find I have accidentally bought a steak pasty. I give the pasty to Ryan...
I'm in the flat where I used to live. When I enter the room I'm surprised to find some disheveled young women cowering. YouTube artist Stan Proko reveal...
My girlfriend parks the car and goes into a shop. She blocked the driveway of a nearby van driver who's trying to leave. I get in the car to reverse it ...
I'm an alien race from sci fi program Star Trek. I'm joined by two big lipped very attractive alien females. There's a slight tension between us all. I ...
I'm in holiday with a few friends. They tell me they think I'm closed off emotionally and boring. They aren't enjoying being with me. I let them all wal...
I'm in a swimming baths with a family that isn't my own. After we have all gone home to their house, they approach me and accuse me of stealing their o...
I'm trying to walk to school but keep getting distracted. There are some digs nearby that I stroke for a while. Afterwards, I begin to fix a car. Sudden...
I'm in an attic. I'm very surprised to find Metallica singer James Hetfield buried under the insulation. I'm even more alarmed to learn that the house b...
My girlfriend is taking part in an open mic night for the first time. The MC is old school friend Mark R. He is very mean when introducing her. I feel l...
I'm at home when I realise a woman has parked over the driveway. I go next door to see if she is there. When I speak to her I'm even more annoyed to fin...
I see a helicopter falling through the sky. I wince as it nears the ground close to impact. I then realise it's just a toy helicopter with a broken prop...
I'm at house party. I suddenly have the overwhelming urge to poo. I find a filter and sit on it. Halfway through it a group of friends enter the room an...
I'm floating around my home town. My girlfriend is nearby and I follow her. She takes her clothes off and lies on the bed. I'm shocked to see her pregna...
I'm outside the pet shop I used to work at. I'm with friends Liam and Ryan. We're skateboarding when a very attractive goth girl sits nearby. Jackass st...
I'm at Frasier cast reunion dinner. My girlfriend and I are sat with Kelsey Grammer and Peri Gilpin. After the party, wet must get ready for a toddler t...
The undead are roaming around the streets and I really need to use the toilet. I see some derelict toilets in the middle of the road and sit on one. I b...
I'm running around a giant shop while holding a pink Charvel guitar. A small child of about 9 approaches me and tells me that pink is for girls. I call ...
I've just turned down sex with a nude woman I walked in on. I then end up in another room where a group of people are playing Dungeons and Dragons. Duri...
My brother is drunk and talking very rudely. I've never heard him use the language he's coming out with. I feel very unsure about hearing it.
I get home and see my girlfriend. She has just had her hair cut and is very upset with the result. It has been cut in a very unflattering close shave un...
I'm cleaning the garden on Christmas Day. I get back in the house and realise that my brother started Christmas dinner already. I'm very annoyed. To ven...
I'm sleeping on my front in bed. Suddenly I turn over and land on a paintbrush. It pierces my stomach and I'm in intense pain. I have to ring in work an...
I'm running alongside a very accomplished runner. I jokingly challenge him to a race to a nearby bridge. As we run, he asks me about some lightweight si...
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