The One With My New Baby Girl

Date: 2/21/2025

By nicolezdzieba

I’m sitting on the floor of what appears to be a bedroom with my newborn baby girl. She’s wrapped in a mauve blanket and looks so perfect that I want to cry … I’m taking a college course on Shakespeare, but I also seem to be in an episode of Parks & Rec (several of the characters are walking around the classroom). I see Fred Armisen and another comedian walking in front of me, and I notice that Fred seems confused as to why so many people he knows are in this class. I sit down at a desk and read a passage for what feels like a couple of minutes when the class ends, and I head out. I end up in a bedroom with a large walk-in closet with Renee trying to pick out an outfit for my next class. Everything I pull out either looks too baggy or too fancy.