i disturb my husband by giving birth to his children

Date: 5/23/2019

By squidward

i was extremely pregnant and at this restaurant. i had a husband (idk him irl) and i told him “not to freak you out, but i think i’m getting contractions”. it felt pretty dull, but they got a bit more intense as the minutes went by. he told me to shut up because he was grossed out