Dream Journal Ultimate
Date: 11/21/2016
By amandalyle
I was making a homemade porn video with a rather young and handsome Brad Pitt... but all was not as expected. When he got an erection, it was long and thin like a windscreen wiper and it kept whooshing from side to side like a wagging dog tail. It was uncontrollable and impossible to work with. The background then changed from a private bedroom with dim lighting to the school playground in the BROAD LIGHT OF DAY with parents watching us in action... this didn't seem to phase me at all, and I kept attempting to keep his 'windscreen wiper cock' under control (with little luck) In the end, I gave up and walked across the playground to where some women were doing some preforming arts. It was a little bit like ariels, only with tires instead of hoops. "What a load of bollocks!" I thought. I then took a bath in the school playground and, after I got out, someone asked me if the water was still hot. I said "Yes, go ahead!" But she pulled out the plug and the water swirled down the drain. "I'm not that dirty!" I thought, feeling offended. Next scene; I discovered some really cool banana toothpaste under the sink. "Why have I not seen this before?" I pondered.