The One With the Pink Balloons

Date: 9/11/2019

Journey is putting on its own form of The Bachelor. I end up watching the show, and realize that I’ve flashed back to a time before Frank and Iesha started dating. In her talking head, Iesha is mad because Frankie hooked up with Demi (which I immediately find repulsive). She says, “I knew he was gonna go for her.” Her bottom lip is so big that it takes up most of her face. They show footage of Josh, who is showing the crew around so that they can set up. I’m watching with my mom and Brianna (who have apparently already seen this episode), and they tell me to get ready for what’s coming next. I watch as Josh laughs and puts a bowl of condoms on a table. Brianna starts completely losing it and making weird sounds because she’s so uncomfortable (which I find pretty excessive). I think about how weird and messed up it is that the church is doing this ... I accidentally wake up at 3:00 a.m., and my family tells me that I have to get up and start working out. I’m super annoyed by this. Gary appears with one of his friends (I can’t remember if it’s Isaac or Paul). He’s talking about asking a girl out, and his friend and I try to talk him out of it ... Brianna, my mom and I are setting up my house for some kind of event. There are trios of pink balloons, and we’re hanging them from the ceiling in front of the white china cabinet. Brianna tries to use thick, black duct tape for this, so I try to tell her to use Scotch tape like my mom is. My mom has also twists the strings so that they fall gracefully. I’m impressed by her skills ... I’m in Lucy’s room with a few people and a huge, black Great Dane. It rolls over and I start scratching its belly.