Jizz Toast

Date: 11/28/2021

I had a dream we were at breakfast and my dad's girlfriend was like "does anyone want butter or jizz for their toast?" And I'm like... "do you mean jam or jelly?" and she's like "no i mean does anyone want any jizz for their toast. That's another word for those things." And I'm like fuming angry at this point and I'm like are you fucking kidding me jizz is not another word that means jam or jelly, so I run upstairs for my phone and come back down and google the definition of jizz, lo and behold google says "Jizz - A marmalade or jam made of fruits for breakfast meals" or something like that. And I'm like wtfff and she's all on her high horse because she was right and I was the asshole. And then we're eating and I'm like saying jizz every chance i get, pass the jizz, this is good jizz edit: Reflecting back on this over 3 years later, this is a lesson on not caring what other people think. So what if she believes Jizz=Jam? If you let that kind of triviality really trigger you in life, you are not going to have a good time, so it's better to let go of caring strongly about little semantics or proving people wrong . Like, I'm letting it annoy me that some other person has some random difference in belief than me? Really? You can't let anything like that get to you. It might be religious, political, whatever, you can't let what is in other people's heads pertaining to random meaningless stuff bother you or make you doubt yourself. We have to learn from the Jizz toast