I drove past Louis CK on the street in my car, so I turned around to talk to him. I remember reversing, but I must've made a U Turn because I was pulled...
I was sitting with my paternal grandma in some nursing home, snooping around my former neighbors house. Also I remember maybe writing something down, li...
I dreamed a lot of stuff, but I just remembered now that I was at some kind of desert commune, I found Flying Lotus sitting and giving an interview out...
I was in some sort of really compelling mystery narrative. Missing girl, clues, a great chase, super interesting. Then in the middle of it while walking...
This is what I remember, a table covered in cocaine, and also little clear capsules filled with cocaine. I was snorting and swallowing the pills. Also I...
In real life, back when I used to work at a restaurant, there was this early 30s woman who would hit on me really aggressively. She was Ugandan. I was o...
I had a dream that I was eating at the dinner table and my dad's girlfriend came up to me and said, "Hey, do you mind if we use speakers to create an ec...
The bitter clash of two gay men. Somehow I'm hanging out with Seth at our house. It seems like my dad has arranged for it to happen, which kind of takes...
Someone, not sure who, it may have been a white dude of some kind (Sometimes my dad is white in my dreams), was advising me casually that there's good m...
I had a dream that I was taking this blonde girl I sorta knew from way back in school out for prom. This girl was notable because I think she was one of...
I'm making beats in my room, and after a while, my brother is just standing around minding his business and out of insecurity I say something about how ...
I dreamed that I went into a house that kind of looked like my childhood home, except it was filled with some of my stoner friends lying around, smiling...
I found Tyler smoking these complicated weed vape pens with frat boys. They had futuristic looking crystals and stuff and were a little wider than avera...
Had a dream that I was watching Flying Lotus in his house. He got out of his nice canopy bed and walked to his bathroom and I followed. I might be more ...
Had a dream this morning that I was in some sort of strange, far more communal living situation, and I had gotten romantically tied up with this older h...
I had some kind of dream where I was back in high school but I lost my virginity in a very special and cutesy way, the girl was very nubile and sweet li...
This dream had a kind of festive atmosphere, I feel like. Like it was the end of the school year or something and everybody was in light spirits. I was ...
I was at the grand opening of some kind of weed shop? Either that or the concessions stand at a busy music festival. But anyway, I remember seeing all t...
I wake up from a nap or something and my house is filled with a house party going on, and it's got like all the people I went to high school with. Espec...
Somehow I was in the Marines, but I wasn't really taking it that seriously, I remember thinking "Do I really want to be in the Marines?" And thinking of...
This dream took place at a really beautiful beach side city. There was some kind of large Buddhist event that was occupying this big stadium/convention ...
First, I'm driving my Green Kia Soul and decide to immediately kill myself, so I jump out while driving not even all that fast on the highway, absolutel...
I can't hold it in any longer, been thinking about it all day... I had a sexual dream about my friend Nick, and it was great. It's so vague, the memory,...
3 lawsuits against me for psychic damages I supposedly inflicted (they can't prove anything, it's nonsense. I might even defend myself. I'm glad they're...
I took my dad's car for a joyride and went to these super sketchy mountains and almost bottomed out the car on this thin peak/ridge, but then stopped my...
More specifically, licking clit. I was going down on this petite much older woman. She resembled a couple of women I've met, but a comparable celebrity ...
My brother and maybe other family were at some high tech beach resort on another planet or something like that. At some point we were watching some kind...
I was in the kitchen with Pops and J, and I was getting very irascible. I was saying angry stuff, and I acted like I was going to punch her, but then fe...
I seem to vaguely recall getting pussy for half a second in my dream last night. Though extremely brief, the feeling was just beyond anything I've ever ...
For a Halloween celebration, this Indian guy and I shared two joints. We were by ourselves in my friend Jacob's bedroom. For some reason. The guy and I ...
I was at this very beautiful sea beset by desert land. There were beautiful white structures surrounding the beach, they seemed like surreal malls or un...
I have promised to drive my friend Alan and his friend to an important exam they've scheduled to take at our University. Chaos seems to ensue because we...
I dreamed I was hanging with that teacher from the boxing club, we were walking the streets to his house, and he gave me a couple of tiny canisters of p...
I went to use the bathroom in my university, and it's a giant sort of cruddy subterranean bathroom. A giant space with like 15-30 stalls, old navy blue ...
I dreamed that I was at some sort of institute like a university or military academy. Wooden, big ivy league type architecture, like I'm at Hogwarts or ...
I'm having some fun swimming laps in an indoor public pool. It's great because I have wireless headphones playing music. They fall out and I go to the b...
I had a dream we were at breakfast and my dad's girlfriend was like "does anyone want butter or jizz for their toast?" And I'm like... "do you mean jam ...
I'm inside a clothing store with some people. There's only like 4-5 varieties of clothing, a bunch of copies of the same 5 garments line all the shelves...
For a school project in high school at the library we're ornately writing a few words on a piece of paper. For mine I wrote about how I couldn't stand w...
I had a dirtbike, a horse, and a pickup truck. I mostly rode the dirtbike all around, it felt totally natural and fun. At one point I was away from home...
at a mexican restaurant and this little girl seems to be in a lot of distress at her table and she tells me it's diarrhea, but she just keeps moping and...
I woke up in real life around 4:20 AM (lol) and couldn't get back to sleep for a couple of hours. I did bodyscan meditation and felt my guts shift, and ...
We are driving around my neighborhood and my university following this 6'5" gay kid with purple hair named Ian that we knew from back in school. On soci...
We're eating at a mexican restaurant inside an amusement park of some kind, and while we're sitting in the booth it's somehow brought to our attention t...
I somehow end up at my childhood dentist office and this really big tall white guy with a ponch forces me to get a cleaning. But then this giant buff bl...
So this all happened in a short nap. First I'm driving a prius and want some Mcdonald's or something, so I tell myself that if the Prius can make it up ...
I was just in this empty room, sort of like a locker room shower area with drains and stuff, relieving myself all over the place. Some guards or supervi...
There was this kid named Orin that I knew in childhood that seriously disliked me and we never got along. I dreamed I was at this resort type place and ...
I'm like a schizophrenic living in a high-riser, severely impaired by his tendency to see himself and god as a singular concept.
weird dream where I'm on a big wooden boat floating on the sky. Not exactly sure what was going down, but I was walking around and stuff. Qbone was ther...
had a dream i was joking with a muslim kid from my grade back in high school about making an islamic casino called the "Sharia Lodge"
Playing a mogue keyboard with 2 rows of keys and another 2 rows facing sideways. We have to escape from the aliens. Earlier on Earth there was a global ...
I was at my University on the second floor of a ratty building having my teeth examined by three amateur dental students. They picked my teeth with the ...