Date: 12/14/2018
By macyeet
So every time I was near a banana I heard static like from a radio. So I met this guy who I told about it after a short while. He looked like my ex. He said we and a couple of his friends should run away. I accepted his offer and we started dating. I don’t remember how but he took advantage of the banana thing somehow. I was upset but I forgave him. Then later we were all at a fancy gas station and the sound got really loud. Louder than ever. I looked at my boyfriend and he was staring at me. It seemed he was punishing me. I was on a no banana diet but I gave in and started eating one at the gas station, staring at him while chopping down. Then I realized the sound was from my radio alarm clock because I haven’t fixed the antenna on it yet. So I woke up.