I dreamt I saw ads in my hometown to subscribe to Pewdiepie. He’s the most subscribed youtuber but the Indian VEVO is coming for his top spot. Subscr...
I was fat and tried to get liposuction but the doctor said that I didn’t have the required muscles in my stomach or my toes. He said that he would rearr...
So these aliens invited me and my brother to visit their spaceship on the moon. I don’t have a brother in real life. But I was looking at my legs and th...
First one was hazy. Think I had classmates in it Second one I was at school. I was saying to myself “now remember... you’re dreaming.” Then I realized ...
So I was in a contest with a bunch of high school girls and we had to travel to get to it so my mom and I stayed in a hotel and when I had to get ready ...
So I travelled back in time to when we were living as cavemen. I don’t know how I did it. But I was stuck there. A lot of people I knew from church were...
So I got sick of my old high school and asked to switch schools. The new one I went to seemed small at first after going to a four story school with lik...
I was watching this weird Barbie tinker bell movie and they all lived in this cave with these old mines in it. Somehow I knew how the movie was going to...
I was back at school even though I’m out right now. The school laptop wasn’t working right. I had a bunch of adobe illustrator documents open so it was ...
So I dreamt about the I am Number Four series even though I haven’t read them in years. I time travelled to either 2021 or when John was 21. Then I stay...
I was watching She’s the Man and saw that they used my school to film it. It was decorated differently and it had an award from 2015.
This guy I’m friends with met me at a Publix in Dothan Alabama and we went to his house and tried to have sex in his living room in front of the windows...
I bought some pants and got in this old lady’s way
So the dream starts with my mom killing someone. I don’t know who. It’s just this random dude who kinda almost looks like Paul Bettany. But she has me d...
I was watching this tv show about this chick who gets powers and disappears for ten years. The show starts with a ten to twelve year old looking for her...
So I was doing something. I don’t remember. But I was sitting behind the drivers seat of someone’s car and we were driving somewhere. Then we stopped an...
So every time I was near a banana I heard static like from a radio. So I met this guy who I told about it after a short while. He looked like my ex. He ...
I was sitting in the passenger side of a Uhaul moving to my new apartment
Delilah moved back and we were sitting at our old table only on the right side. Someone who I kinda like was standing there awkwardly and I offered to l...
I was reliving a shower I took in a hotel. Great water pressure, but got cold after five minutes
All I remember was this classmate who works at Burger King. We were at one place then went somewhere else
I was 14 but my friends wanted to vote and they were doing it in the school cafeteria. They filled out their forms and they said they were 18 but I put ...
I got raped by some dude and ha put me in a shower cage where he could watch me shower
I was using a toothbrush that I had dropped on the floor and thrown out in real life
There was this one guy trying to get to America and I was supposed to root for him but I didnt
Got another iPhone 6 but the fingerprint sensor was better
I was filing and trimming my long nails and I accidentally went too far and my nails ended up being super short and had different lengths which really b...
I was playing the Spider-Man game I was a Native American fighting against a group of colonists. Eventually we all decided to eat food. I was in my g...
I did that and I also got a new brush. When I switched back to my old one later, I saw it made my hair look nice
Playing Minecraft with two random people. There were mods and the person who owned the world made a machine that made mobs mine for him. The mobs called...
Saw my ex’s girlfriend and she was uglier than me
So I was playing a video game and in it I had to track down this girl. She was in Australia and the mission was to go to a city that was close to her bu...
I binge ate pizza while I was on this trip with my mom. I ate two different meals of five pieces of pizza just hours apart. I felt super guilty about it...
I was trying to hook up a bunch of speakers to my new desktop computer to get surround sound
So I was at a bible convention with my mom and we passed these 50 year old guys in cowboy hats looking like they were from Texas. Nothing happened. No b...
I found a new shirt in my closet that looked like it fit. It was white with spaghetti straps and flowers. I also popped a huge zit under my right earlobe
So I was on my phone trying to play this candy crush type game that was only available for your laptop. I downloaded this software that would make it ru...
So the dream starts with me writing a venom fan fiction about this random chick that gets venom out of nowhere. Although it might be a different symbiot...
I lost my bottle of concealer and I was looking for it everywhere
I was wearing a dress that didn’t make me look fat or skinny. It was a solid color but I don’t remember the color
I passed by one of my classmates. My mom came in my room and told me to (start or stop) using moisturizer on my face
Im my dream, my chemistry teacher made the class do a lab with blue barium. This was weird because a while ago I heard the words “blue barium and the sh...
Workin at Oscorp labs This guy who looked like a human swears he isn’t one. Someone says they’re good at English class My mom shows up and she’s wea...
I was talking with Vibe about the multiverse and about this overachiever. After a lot of pressing he told me that the overachiever lives in the same uni...
I was doing my homework’s in the dream which I had taken a nap to avoid doing in real life. I also think there was this big adventure that happened but ...
I heard a fake fact: we only retain 50% of the information we’re learning in school at any given time. I’m talking about while we’re still in school not...
I was in my pajamas while my neighbors were ready for school an hour early instead of sleeping like normal people. I don’t know why we were all outside.
In broadcasting class we were given this assignment to lip sync to any song we wanted. I thought it would be easy so I didn’t prepare. On the day of the...
I don’t remember much but when it was their turn to roast me they made fun of my not having a thigh gap
Dream one: All I remember is getting 8 likes and 11 comments on my most recent dream even though it was pretty boring. Dream two: I finally got a job...
That’s it
My broadcasting teacher had a machine that could change the original lyrics of any song. It was mainly meant to be used by gay people
In real life, I just had an argument with my mother. I think this influenced the dream. Dream: So I came home from Knoxville with my mom and there was...
I had pumpkin spice cream cheese and everyone was jealous. My mom told me to serve the old expired normal cream cheese to guests
I forget what happened after it.
I was crowned the best at doing nails at my school
A friend and I were sitting at lunch. Everything was normal. She asked me to come with her to get food. I went and the way up was a giant staircase. At ...
Somebody made fun of how you can see the outline of my bra through any shirt I wear
Shopped with my mom for chocolate and Kleenex. We were making fun of this girl I hate in real life. There was hand sanitizer there. We were supposed to ...
I got a secret letter from my boyfriend. He signed it Mr Saxy. I was at this ice cream place with this random lady with a brown shoulder length bob. H...
I was playing with a bunch of old friends. And there was this little kid I was mentoring. I was the host of the realm so I used slash commands to give m...
The next day of French class my teacher explained what happened and why our herobrine surrendered. She was still in the wrong classroom. She made Jaso...
I was at school and after lunch I went to my next class. I thought it was french but it was broadcasting. So I went to French class, my eighth period bu...
I was doing something, I don’t remember what, when I became lucid. I was in bed at night facing the window. I was on my stomach and my head was turned r...
This guy who was the Oreo mascot chased me through an Oreo factory trying to get me to buy Oreo condoms. I didn’t but he threw pumpkin Oreos and caramel...
Dream 1: I was talking to somebody. I forgot I was in fall break. I thought I was on spring break instead. So I was telling one of my friends that I was...
So I was on Snapchat and I was bored so I took a selfie and captioned it “I drink and do drugs” even though I didn’t. I sent the picture to Vice (or Now...
So I had this old LG G5 that I dropped in the toilet last year. In my dream I had it back. It was vibrating in a box of my old stuff so I turned it on a...
My mom barges in my room crying about another one of her crushes being psycho. What can I say? She’s only into bible bashers. Later my boyfriend and I...
I was a stick figure like in the Animator vs Animation videos on YouTube. I was with the other stick figures when I looked at myself and I realized I wa...
Our school somehow got ahold of a time machine so our science teacher had us go to the Middle Ages. Somehow it looked like the present, like it had all ...
We were at some spa place and he said he could pluck eyebrows so I let him do mine
I went back to visit my “home”town in Alabama with my mom. I hated the place and I don’t know why we visited. My dad lives there but we didn’t see him. ...
These people that looked like the characters from that one Nintendo paint game started attacking me and my friends and we separated. They had these brig...
I was reading a book of origami diagrams but I wasn’t making anything with it because I had no paper. Suddenly I started making a YouTube video. In it...
One time I had a dream that I learned my iPhone had nearly invisible buttons to the left and right of the home button. They were exactly the same as the...
I was working for the police and for Donald trump. I had to fight my evil twin at a rally at some American landmark that I should know the name of but I...
Man you guys are desperate
I was in the body of Childish Gambino and I was in this weird dark house with the dude who played Lex Luthor in Smallville. We were both sitting down an...
I saw my classmate’s report card and it had three F’s.
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