The One Where Transformers Attack

Date: 4/1/2025

I’m sitting in my bedroom with Renee when we hear what sounds like a helicopter outside. I peer out and see some sort of military aircraft doing somersaults in the air. I turn to say something to Renee when it turns into a massive Transformer and lights a large tree (that we don’t actually have our backyard in real life) on fire. A bunch of smaller Transformers appear, and start splitting up to perform some sort of mission. I realize that they might try to kill us as one looks directly through the window at me and Renee. I notice that it has the Giants “NY” emblem on it and appears to be wearing a hat. I make Renee follow me into the office — which is set up as a bedroom again — and get two baseball bats out from under the bed. I decide that these should be heavy enough to kill robots with … It’s nighttime. I’m in a house I don’t recognize with Blake, Renee, and some other people I know when I say something about wanting to go somewhere specific. Blake and Renee agree to go with me, but by the time I get my shoes on, I realize they’ve left. I express my irritation to someone near me — possibly my mom — and go to standing in the cul-de-sac and wait for them to come back. I see a car pulling up and notice that Renee is driving, but that there’s a girl with black hair in the passenger seat. I see Blake walking up beside the car and am unsure what’s going on. They end up bringing me to what’s supposed to be a movie theater, but looks like some sort of old post office. There’s an older man in the lobby checking peoples’ tickets, and as I approach him, I notice that he’s talking to Timothee Chalamet. Somehow, I know that he’s slightly disappointed that not many people have come to see his movie. I walk up with a ticket to A Complete Unknown and quietly say something to the guy checking them as I hold it out for him and Timothee to see. Timothee looks at me very intensely and I notice that his eyes are blue, which confuses me because I could swear that they’re hazel. He smiles ever so slightly and I get the feeling that he’s going to kiss me.