Matthew McConaughey

Date: 8/7/2017

I was in a running race and Matthew McConaughey was throwing big hunks of watermelon at me. Later, MMcC and Megan Fox had twin toddlers and they decided the toddlers needed godparents. They offered to Kevin Spacey that he could be godfather to whichever of the twins he bonded with, but both of them screamed like hell whenever he got close.