I was baking cookies at my dad’s house and I put them outside to cool, then forgot about them. I was just about to go outside and pack them up, but when...
I was going to fly a really old airplane and the plan was for me to parachute out over a random island and, I guess, let this historical aircraft crash ...
It was the 1980s and they had movie night every week in the demilitarized zone between East Germany and West Germany. I would go and make out with the E...
I don’t remember all the details but I had someone give me a ride to my high school to solve a mystery. I found a current yearbook (2017 I guess) but tu...
Jason had a batarang (Batman’s bat-shaped boomerang) that was also Tupperware so you could put veggies and hummus in it but also throw it at bad guys.
I was on a school bus being driven by Patton Oswalt and the Mississippi River had flooded so there were waves of water coming at our bus as we tried to ...
I was on a cooking show and they wouldn't let me cook my bacon in the oven rather than the stove.
I dreamt that somebody had a freezer full of whole wheat English muffins and gave me a package of them. I forgot about this dream until I decided to hav...
My dad and I were on a long walk for some reason (maybe our car had broken down?) and we decided to stop into this building for a minute. I didn't know ...
It was my birthday and I was having a party in a yard, but not any yard I know. I made everyone arrange chairs in rows like they were on a plane, then I...
I was at a paint your own pottery place in Germany but I kept trying to ask for clay to make my own thing and I couldn't make myself understood but also...
I scooped a lot of ice cream in this commercial kitchen somewhere, maybe for a party. Then I left the kitchen but hours later I realized my family was g...
I dreamt that I had a bedroom with a large walk-in closet but there was a boardroom that was only accessible through the closet. So businesspeople kept ...
I was in my bedroom at my dad's house with my cat and a huge snake came through a window or wall or something. I had to protect Zoey from the snake but ...
Donald Trump's father was late to a board meeting we were both supposed to be in. He showed up with a grocery bag full of loose grape tomatoes and said,...
I was riding in a car with my father-in-law and we were driving between Mitchell and Scarlett schools. He decided to see how fast the car could go even ...
I was at a high school football game with Sydney and she had a keychain with several plastic tags that she'd gotten at funerals. They gave them out as s...
I was in a running race and Matthew McConaughey was throwing big hunks of watermelon at me. Later, MMcC and Megan Fox had twin toddlers and they decided...