Walgreens Mouse Drama

Date: 2/11/2023

By leusid

I was like obsessed with the design/layout of the Walgreens we were in lol. For some reason i was like intimately familiar with what it "used to" be like, and it was totally different now, and I was just inexplicably loving it. I specifically remember there was like a break room table/sink area that used to be there, and now it was still there but it had been totally redesigned using all this like countertops and cabinets and sink and stuff that they were apparently selling right next to it like IKEA lol. I was in this Walgreens with a huge party of friends and family for some reason, and I kept trying to tell everyone about how great it was and trying to point out how it has changed and nobody had any idea what I was talking about lol. Nova was there chewing on a wooden fence thing lol, and I asked her if it tasted good. Then I was looking at things on the bottom shelf and noticed a picture of a hole pasted over one of the price cards. The hole in the picture was right underneath the picture in real life, and somehow I suddenly realized that the picture was a warning that there were mice in there! Immediately I saw mice and started screaming lol. There were a shitload of them and they like started pouring out, somehow one bit my finger, and we all started screaming and running. I was like I need Neosporin where is some okay there, and pulled one off the shelf and started slathering my finger in it saying stuff about not wanting to get some mouse disease. Then I wanted to find rubbing alcohol too. I was wandering around, and found my mom near the mouse hole passed out on the floor. She also didn't look anything like my mom, which is good because for some reason she was completely naked lmao. The mice and hole were nowhere in sight, but still I was like mom get up we gotta get out of here! And she like halfway came to and said something like "no I did" and was confused and disoriented. I was like you gotta get up at least or the mice could bite your face! That's all I remember.