Singing Uncles, Heart Surgery and Overgrown Pubes

Date: 7/11/2017

By amandalyle

I was in the local corner shop, doing a mid week shop. Suddenly, I heard a man singing to himself and was shocked to find it was my uncle John. I quickly hid down one of the aisles. I didn't want him to see me, but he kept walking the same way. I had to be super stealth; blending in with the food on the shelves and tucking myself into small places. He left in the end and I felt relieved. I had a new job as a heart surgeon. I wasn't in anyway qualified to do this job and, yet, I thought I'd give it shot regardless. It didn't take the others long to suss out that I was completely incompetent. Sadly, I ended up getting fired because I wasn't wearing a blue apron. Next scene; I was fucking Mat on the sofa whilst his friend, Saleem, sat at the opposite end, trying to sleep. He had to be up for work the next day and he wasn't very pleased at all. Next scene; I was walking around naked with unruly pubes. I had grown out my pubic hair and it looked like a big bush. Not a good look.