Date: 5/29/2019
By DevaJu5395
Me and two of my queer friends decided to become a triad - one is a gay guy, the other a nonbinary born female. I'm straight irl and was confused by how it would all work. The guy said not worry and to just enjoy him and his cock. Cut to a Portishead concert in a church with my nonbinary partner, very informal - the singer is walking around through the church, talking for long breaks between songs. During intermission my partner sees a chick she wants to flirt with so we walk around the church to her, she grabs her hand and we run back to the pew and sit down with our plaything. A woman on the pew next to us says hi to the girl and explains how they're related and she implies that she knows some juicy gossip about my upbringing in church. So I tell the girl that must mean she knows a lot more about us than we know about her and we have to change that. I start asking her questions about herself but there's another break in the concert and we lose track of each other. I try to find our pew after the intermission but there's a heavy set man sitting across our pew. He offers to get up for me then asks if I would like to see something cool on his laptop. I say why not and he shows me this cool commercial of a yurt. It's not until the video's almost over that I realize I've been standing there topless.