The One With Julia Roberts

Date: 6/30/2019

I see a guy at my school (not sure what school this is) and get the feeling that he’s going to become a school shooter. I go up to him and ask to speak with him. He doesn’t respond until I touch his wrist. We go to the back of an auditorium full of people and start whispering to each other about mental health. He tells me about his depression after someone in his family died. I go to whisper in his ear, and when I pull away, he’s a girl (which I don’t even notice) ... I’m watching a movie with Julia Roberts in it. I think about how all of her costars (apparently) fall in love with her. I think about how this is because she’s “the most beautiful woman ever.”