Biting the Inside of my Cheeks Off

Date: 2/17/2017

My girlfriend and I hire a locksmith. When he turns up he lets himself in by secretly by picking the lock, before entering the room and dumping his favourite WWE wrestling action figures on the table. He hands us both a giant birthday card. We are shocked and confused at his bizarre antics. I get a bucket and bite the inside of my cheeks off. The meat of my cheeks comes away and feels like raw chicken breast in my mouth. I drool the bloodless pink cheek meat into the bucket.