Date: 3/16/2025
By thetruecall
Several dreams tonight I was back on college near the end of the year. The professor was telling us about the final that was coming up. This was some sort of advanced math or chemistry class and I realized I never knew what was going on in the class and had no idea how I would study for the test much less pass it. When class let out I walked and walked but couldn’t find my car. For some reason me and everyone started running around and dancing in elation. It felt like some sort of ancient euphoric bacchanal. People started stripping their clothes until they were wearing nothing but thin cloth over their breasts and waists. We were circling the school buildings, but climbing on them too and doing almost like parkour off them. There was a girl I liked who climbed over a set of bars, and I shimmied along side past her and her friends in an attempt to impress her. People started leaving and I decided to leave too, but I couldn’t find my car. I wasn’t too bothered by this and I started going through parking lots trying to find it. The next part of the dream is harder to remember. I was me but also not me. I went into some kind of small enclosure and slid aside a false wall. There was a sawed-off double barrel 12-gauge shotgun and a belt with pouches of shells. Many of the shells were .410, but it didn’t matter because when I put the .410 shells into the shogun they strangely changed shape to fit the barrel. Bruce Cambell dressed as Elvis (like in Bubba Ho-Tep) was there to help me. Whoever I was supposed to be was trying to find his father (I think?) and I was going to have to venture out among zombies and vampires to find him. Finally, I encountered a man who could teleport me and a girl I was with to different times. At the Eiffel Tower I asked if we could transport ourselves to 10,000 years ago, 5,000 years ago, 1,000 years ago, etc, so we could see how the location changed over time. The Eiffel Tower was on a large island connected to land by a causeway (it is not on an island irl). During the trip to 10,000 years ago we found a small location that looked lol it was sacred to early humans, maybe where sacrifices were made. We next travelled to 5,000 years ago and found a sheltered alter with people sitting all around. The guy we were with cast some spell that made their language understandable, and when we talked they could understand us. A woman was sacrificing a pig or a goat and small strips of meat were cut off and placed on a plate. Several people approached and ate some of the pieces, which was supposed to grant good luck, I reluctantly ate a piece and it didn’t taste as bad as I was expecting.