Date: 7/28/2020
By leusid
I sped past a semi truck and somehow made the driver mad at me, I was getting on the highway so I went as fast as I could to evade the truck. It was chasing me, but then it crashed horribly and I was like phew, but I guess that distracted me because I also crashed horribly and flew over the barrier and took out another semi truck. Of course I was fine, but mildly stressed out. I decided to smoke a joint about it lol. Eventually my friends showed up and asked what happened, and where Big T was. I said he'd been in another car in the crash, which I believed but don't remember. We were confused as to why the cops weren't there yet. I thought maybe I should've called them. Earlier, I was in some kind of game-ish scenario. I was swimming among a bunch of boxy machinery, pushing stuff out of the way rather easily. I realized I could breathe underwater, naturally, and was like oh yeah that makes sense it's a dream lol, which I'm usually at least peripherally aware of. A friend (Claude?) was unloading boxes from the pile and spotted me. He was working for "them," but we were friends, so I said "shh 😉" and he was happy to oblige. I had a lot of allies on the inside... Earlier, some kid was watching Adventure Time with us and it was the series finale, I was like this probably isn't the best introduction to the show lol.