Stay Away From My Girlfriend, Edmonds

Date: 3/12/2017

Television personality Noel Edmonds is working behind the counter at a jewelers inside a shopping centre. He is currently selling my girlfriend a number of items (earrings, necklace etc.) During the transaction he is flirting unashamedly with her despite her obvious displeasure. He is even going so far as​ to sing her a song about how he is going to "make her feel good". I'm furious and leave the shop shouting and punching various inanimate objects along the way.