Date: 11/20/2018
By noofku
this was when I was a kid, probably like 7. My older brother would be about 8. So, we used to share a room but then when I was around 6, we split. He went to the bigger room down the hall. They got all new covers and furniture and everything. He wanted this maroon blanket/sheet set so they got it and he loved it. The next year in the winter, I was about 7 and half, he was a year older still sleeping with that blanket and my mom brought two young twins into the world. My room was now my baby twin brother's room. So he and I went back to sharing. One morning my mom got us up for school and asked us to tidy up so she could wash clothes. We always had a clean room and so it took like 5 mins. We come home around 3 30 and our covers are stripped and being washed. My dad gets back around 6 from work and says hey, guys! How about we go get some pizza! All of us! Woohoo!! ha. So right before we all loaded up in our van mamma realized she had forgotten the sheets. Dad says, dont worry throw them n to dry. It will be done when we get back. So we all go. Me, bro, twins and parents. We ate pizza and drank beer! I mean soda! We drove around looking at all the Xmas lights. At home mom went In with the twins and was going to put them in bed and check our stuff. Us three stayed out bundled up throwing snowballs for an hr. We go in. it is only like 7 45. I tell my mom...I'm tired. Not like sleepy but just worn out. she says...your covers arent ready. but...I guess it wont hurt to use your brother's just for tonight. Cool! He was so pissed off haha. I still got that maroon set. He comes in at like 9 for bed, which was our time for bed anyway. He lays there under my blue set all pissed and still bitching. I am snickering and he knows I'm awake and acknowledged it. He says, Yeah! Keep on laughing because I hope you know! Every single night I pull down my pants AND FART ON THOSE COVERS!!!! I laughed so damn hard my dad came to hush us up. He was bigger so I didn't make fun of him the next day but silently laughed to myself until I couldn't hold it in. Like a week later during g a wash again mom had accidentally torn a hole in the sheet. Right in the middle and she told my brother and he was okay with it. That night at 9 I just couldn't help it, I busted out laughing while we laid there and he starts laughing and says...hahaha what is it!? I said... Hahaha...U must've farted too hard last night! Your sheet has a hole!!!