"This bike has a mind of its own!"

Date: 7/22/2017

I was on a bike that had a mind of its own. My legs were motionless and the bike just peddled itself. I was cruising the streets at first, but then, it ended up taking me to this dimly-lit, industrial-looking building. In this building, there was a barking dog that didn't like me one bit. It was chained to a pillar and kept trying to bite my ankles every time the bike steered me too close. After a while, a very grumpy old woman came over and shouted "Oh, not you again!" Was this a regular occurrence? "Why do you keep coming here and disturbing my dog?!" She yelled. "I can't help it!" I said, "This bike has a mind of its own!"