The One Where We Make Fun of Brett

Date: 2/20/2024

I’m in the car with Jordyn at a gas station somewhere. For some reason, we end up talking about Brett Dabe and how funny his social media is. I tell her about how he hired a photographer to take pictures of him when he went to Utah for Kailyn’s wedding … I’m standing outside on the second floor of an older-looking apartment complex when I see a group of large dogs — Dobermans, Rottweilers, and several other kinds — on a lower level barking ferociously at me. At some point, they’re replaced with a group of Haitian people who walk up to say hello to me one by one. I start out high-fiving little kids and then end up shaking older peoples’ hands. I hope I don’t do anything to somehow offend them.