Gaahl Isn't So Scary

Date: 5/12/2019

By TonyDreamer

I'm in a university lecture. The lecturer is black metal musician Gaahl. He is sat at the front in a grand chair while a video plays. He is trying to act mysterious and intimidating but I don't find him so. After the video ends he approaches me and stands directly over me. He slaps me in the face a few times and when I return the gesture he breaks down in tears. It seems he isn't used to people not being intimidated by him. He starts to pour out all his emotions to me.