Sex in the Bushes 🌳

Date: 5/20/2017

By amandalyle

I was in London at Effie and Saleem's house (Where my husband is currently residing!) Effie was making the kids lunch and I was telling her how the kids wouldn't like what she is making. I was being particularly awkward because I didn't like her all that much. She judges me. I could see it in her eyes. Mat walked in and started talking about how he hasn't been completely honest about everything and I said "yes, and about me!" I then slapped him on the head three times...and it sunk down into his shoulders like a whack-a-mole. It made me feel better. Next scene; We were staying at some sort of holiday resort. Modern and cheap. A little bit like Butlins but slightly more up market. On the way out, we had to drive across a large bridge. I was with my son Alex. We were in what looked like a toy convertible car, and he stood up and put his arms in the air. "Sit down, Alex. You're making me nervous!" I scolded. Next scene; I was in Debenhams with the kids. There wasn't enough space on the lift, so my mum and I decided to go up the stairs and let the boys get the lift by themselves. I then panicked and had second thoughts. They wouldn't know where to go and we would end up losing them. But it was too late, the lift door closed and they were gone. Next scene; I was rummaging through my husband's pockets to find a shit load of betting slips. "Gambling tosser!" My mum remarked. Next scene; I was walking around when I felt my teeth become very loose, all of a sudden. I pulled up my lip to have a closer look and, to my absolute horror, saw that my gums had become so loose and saggy that my teeth had no chance of survival. "I need to book an emergency dental appointment!" I panicked, trying to savour what teeth I had left. But I couldn't type the right number into my phone and I was losing precious time. Next scene; I was walking through this wild park with an old school friend called Roxanne. As we walked, she moved her hand into mine. I didn't pull away, just embraced it. She then started to kiss me and, again, I didn't pull away. I'm pretty sure we hit the bushes after that and engaged in a spot of prickly outdoors sex, but the next clear detail I remember is walking over a bridge in which snapping crocodiles were circling. I should have been scared, but I wasn't. It was like this was completely normal. I didn't bat an eyelid.