Yikes! Why have I tattooed my face?!

Date: 12/27/2016

I dreamt that I tattooed random 'child-like' designs all over my face (like rainbows and love hearts) and to begin with, I loved them. However, on second glance, I grew increasingly self-conscious. I was worried because I had to meet up with David and then do the school run. I was praying that if I put enough makeup over them, nobody would noticed. But when Mat walked in, he told me that he really liked them but then, shortly after, decided that he didn't. I had lunch with David and found that he didn't even notice, but when I did the school run I was really paranoid that everyone was looking at me. "My mum will think I've finally cracked up!" I thought. Next scene; I was in bed with Mat and he received a random phone call from my friend, Tony. I could just about make out what was being said, and caught the words "Ethiopian areoles!". "What the fuck?!" I thought. "Shut the fuck up Tony, I'm tired and I'm going to bed!"Mat snapped.