Serendipitous Drugs

Date: 7/29/2020

By leusid

We found a bunch of drugs in the ocean or a giant swimming pool or something lol. I think I found them, but then that person was someone else, and there was a very small role that was supposed to be played by Tom Hanks, but I decided to take over that character and do something different with them. So some time later, I went over to the house of the person who found the drugs. I think they were talking about how this is gonna make such a huge difference for them and they're so thankful it came at the perfect time. I said they still owed me for last time and that I should take these drugs as payment. They were like what no! That was going to totally fuck them over financially. I said haven't you been making the same drugs as usual on top of this discovery? They said well they'd just finished selling the last batch when they found these, and I guess they'd just decided they could slack on production for a while. They gave more excuses something to do with their roommate. I think I'd been sitting in a bathtub the whole time. There was purple water that I was trying to rinse down the drain, surely inspired by the purple water that's always in my shower in real life these days cuz of my purple hair. Anyway, I had full intentions of leaving with those drugs, but I'm not sure what happened after that.