The One With the Someros’ Pet Tiger

Date: 6/3/2019

Renee is showing me a video of what’s supposed to be Brody’s graduation (which we apparently attended). In it, a girl takes her clothes off as a “prank” and walks across the stage. She has no top on, and you can see her entire butt. Her friends form two lines around her and cheer her on. I flip out for two reasons. One, how did they let her get away with that? Two, how did I not notice this happen when I was actually at the graduation? The video continues, and graduates in green caps and gowns proceed. I see that Uncle Michael is next. He’s younger and fatter and has slicked-back hair (kind of how he looked in his twenties). He’s wearing a chain, and his eyes look like they’re a really bright blue color. He’s trying to get the attention of one of the girls next to him ... Brody, Brianna and I show up to what’s supposed to be the Someros’ house (it’s a portable-like house with a little courtyard beneath it). We walk into the courtyard and meet the family’s pet tiger. He’s huge, so Brianna gets nervous, but I pet him and let him rub his face against me. Next to the front door, there’s a large enclosure with a light-colored python in it. I notice that it has a scar on its side and remember that it was wounded at some point. I pet it and tell Brianna to, but she doesn’t want to. When we walk into the house, I wonder where Jaycie and Paley are. Blane comes out from the other side of the house wearing his Dunder Mifflin shirt. I note that his hair has gotten a bit out of control.