The One With Bob Baugh’s Twins

Date: 4/22/2024

I’m with my family in a big field at dusk. The sun is barely visible behind super dark gray clouds, but a few rays shine through and create a beautiful effect. I see Miles, Grace, and Christina walking over and say, “Christina’s like, ‘Ooh, the light rays!’” (This is some sort of joke about Christina’s passion for science and space.) I hug her and then step toward Miles. We have an awkward hug as I say, “I don’t think I’ve seen you since my wedding!” I finally reach Grace and say, “So good to see you!” I keep walking and end up in a small bathroom with Renee. I remember that, for some reason, everyone is supposed to come in here for some sort of event. I suddenly smell something bad and look for the source. I pull back the shower curtain and see that the edge is covered in thick, sticky poop. I’m horrified because I know more people are coming. Brody appears and we start arguing about this … I’m in an upstairs bedroom somewhere with Renee. I look down at my nails and see that we have the same orangish color on … I’m at my parents’ house on a couch in front of the sliding glass door we never use. My dad is talking about how he never really liked Mel (not in real life) when I notice that she’s sitting right near me. We end up talking about Makayla and Morgan being on the worship team … I’m standing outside the main building at Journey keeping an eye on Eric McQuitty. At some point, Andie walks toward me from the parking lot and tells me I don’t need to watch him, but I can barely hear her. I end up heading out, walking through the parking lot with the twins in their stroller. I see Bob Baugh pushing another stroller with a set of twins bigger than mine in it. Bob gets excited and says, “Double twins!” I laugh and think about how precious he is. At some point, Aunt Marni appears and starts chatting with me. I’m suddenly worried that she’s here with Aunt Buggy. I notice Isak beside me and start introducing him as my soon-to-be brother-in-law … I’m watching a scene from New Girl where Schmidt has to be very serious and emotional. He’s standing in a red hoodie crying. I find this weird because it’s so out of character for him.