The One With Gary’s Bikini Bottom

Date: 8/22/2025

By nicolezdzieba

I’m in my living room with Rachel, Monica, and Phoebe from Friends — as well as Brody. We’re apparently having another baby. Rachel and Monica stare out the window intently and Phoebe sits on the couch. They say something to Brody about how they heard he wanted to name the baby “Indio.” I can tell they’re trying not to laugh as I vaguely remember this being on our list (not in real life) at some point, but recall that we’re pretty set on Jack for a boy and Lucy for a girl. Brody explains this and Phoebe says something about being relieved. I end up in another house with a couple who recently had twins. They have two cribs in what looks like a formal dining room and each has a piece of paper with a name on it — “Jordyn” and something else (I can’t remember what). At some point, Brody and I start going through printed photographs. There’s one of a woman sitting at a bar that I initially think is Cari Pizzi but is actually Holly Harrelson. It’s a great picture and Brody mentions remembering it being taken at Brianna’s bridal shower. I then flip to one of Gary and Kailyn in which Brody points out that Gary is wearing a stringy, knit women’s bikini bottom. His butt is enormous and round and covered in stretch marks.