My House, My House. My House is on FIRE! 🔥 (Burn Mother F*ckers, Burn!)

Date: 5/14/2020

I was at this carnival with the kids and some reason I was hobbling along with a walking stick(?!) We just started to get into the festivities, when I noticed that our house was on fire and, for some reason, a bunch of kids were stuck in an upstairs room where the blaze was. Panicked, I tried to run up the stairs. The firemen were getting pissed off because there was so much mess on the stairs and they couldn’t access them as quickly as they would have liked to. I tried to tidy up as fast as I could without getting trampled on. The kids were all rescued but the house was burnt to shit. Next scene; My husband was in a grump with me so I went and sat in this other room (for some reason I was naked?) and this girl kept spying on me from this little window. I waved at her and she waved back. I soon realised that my husband wasn’t going to come in and see if I was okay, so I walked back into the other room (fully clothed again) and saw my friend Robee, who I had apparently fallen out with and wasn’t talking to?! We made friends again and decided to hit the town sometime with her friend Sophie.