Maybe I watch too much Trash Tv?

Date: 10/26/2016

Alex and I had planned a day out. The fact that Kylie wasn't joining us, didn't phase me at all - as if this was the norm. When I got to his house, he had it all planned as soon as I got through the door. He revised every single train track on the map. (I saw that he even had the train game on the floor - Ticket to Ride - it was a favourite of mine) It was clear to see that he was trying to show off. I wasn't impressed, but remember thinking "This is too funny! I need to tell Kylie about this!" We ended up at a large train station that wasn't like other stations. It was HUGE and full of fair ground rides. We went on a water ride / Ferris wheel (because Alex said the other rides were too dangerous and safety always comes first!) And when I went to climb off, I was surprised to be greeted by actor, Rebel Wilson, who took our tickets rather unenthusiastically. I was starstruck at first, but wasn't impressed by her people skills at all. Next scene; I started a new job but had no idea what this job entailed. There were a circle of young people (and when I say young, I mean in their twenties!) sitting on the floor cross-legged like children and it soon turned into a game of "who's got secrets?" - secret recordings of certain members within that group were being played about other members in the group - someone with a very distinguished Liverpudlian accent (Scott from Hollyoaks) was slagging off another person's trousers (in the group) because they were made of an eco-friendly linen material. "They are so disgusting!" He said. We all looked in his direction to see that he was glowing a brighter shade of crimson. The linen trouser-wearing member (who was actually Louise from Made in Chelsea) got really upset and ran outside crying. I followed her. She turned to me and said "I wear them because they are comfy and that's just what I wear. But also, they are good for the environment!" I remember thinking "Not another bloody hippy - ain't got time for this!" Suddenly, I was at someone's house. Joe Roscoe (from Hollyoaks) was there, but I knew he had a girlfriend. He invited me to sit with him on his sofa. He was coming on strong and although I didn't fancy him, I knew that I should probably go along with it anyway. He was slagging off this other guy (maybe it was a guy he knew I liked?) and saying "He's probably got a hairy toe, you wouldn't want to fuck that would you?" I looked at him, confused, thinking "Do you mean him or his toe?" And then I laughed along with him but secretly thought "I hope he doesn't see my toes! He might think they are hairy!". Joe Roscoe then stripped to his underwear - a white pair of y-fronts - but it wasn't the "budgie catchers" I was in awe of, I was impressed by the size of his bulge ...and the size of his thighs "He could crush my head in those!" I thought, with a tinge of excitement. Suddenly the house became invaded by the others and I panicked that I had turned into crazy Joanne (the man eater in Hollyoaks!) I tried to hide in his house so others wouldn't see me and news wouldn't get back to the group, I had strong visions of his girlfriend (who was that girl from Teen Mom - Farrah Abraham - only she had piled on the weight and was almost unrecognisable) She also had massive tits... that jiggled when she moved. In this vision, I watched her going in and out of the fridge, each time she slammed the fridge, she yelled "How could he do this to me?" And then stuffed her face with another item of food. Her mum would then repeat over "Calm down, love!" Meanwhile, at the house I found my curiosity taking me to the bedroom. Their bedroom. As it turned out, they slept in a cabin bed with a ladder but this didn't seem to phase me in the slightest. I was quietly enjoying the thrill of being close to getting caught. Another person joined me under the cabin bed and put her finger to her mouth "Don't worry, I won't tell if you don't tell!" She whispered.