I'm in the celebrity Big Brother house. Mel B from the spice girls is parading around the bedroom wearing only her knickers, posing in front of the mirror. Meanwhile I'm showing adult film star Jenna Jameson my telekinetic abilities by making items hover and float across the room. My old school friend Craig P walks in and I use my telekinetic powers to scare him by making the walls shake, things go flying etc. He starts to panic but is relieved when he realises it's a prank. The housemates and I sing Happy Birthday to him.