Date: 8/18/2019
By jdunn36
I was in Center City with a group of people from out of town. The only other person from around here was Erin. I was talking to this couple who had accents but wouldn't tell us where they were from. The women told me she lived in a state that was newly created near Florida and Georgia. She said she was from Pittsburgh originally. The guy was speaking Dutch and all he would tell me is that he used to live in Auckland. They wanted to leave but no one had a car. I looked up Ubers but it was $1111 to get one back to NE Philly. But then someone had gotten on a random train so we hopped on, too. I kept trying to tell them you had to get on the right train. But we reached the end of the line. We were in this hipster city but it was also really urban. I was nervous and kept trying to figure out where we were and how to get home. But everyone just walked away and I got even more lost. I eventually found Erin and she said that her boyfriend had driven up, took them to Chick Fil A, and would come back at some point and take me to Walmart. I was starving and so angry. I didn't want her stupid boyfriend's help and I was mad at being left. Eventually I woke up (was this all a dream or did I move forward in time?). I was losing my teeth and trying to show my wife but she wasn't interested. I looked really old even though I wasn't.