I was on a volleyball team. The coach called for a midday practice last minute. I had to take a bus to get there and I missed the first bus. I ran insid...
I was teaching a psychology course to a group of prisoners, but it was impossible to keep them listening. I asked this one guard what was a negative thi...
I was raising money for Keira's volleyball team and sent letters to store celebrities. I wound up getting calls from 3 famous people in one day. I talke...
I was with Dana and her grandparents and we were watching Keira at a competition. But instead of it being volleyball, it was some kind of survivor-style...
My SECOND car was stolen. But I caught someone trying to steal another one and I confronted him and threatened him until he gave me the name and address...
I was a contestant on American Idol. Young me, at least... I had to do my final performance behind a curtain, though, because they couldn't have the pia...
I was living back at home and had a college paper to write about a war story. My dad was going to help our group, which included Vince and Mike Cooper. ...
I got so emboldened about my multiple jobs that I actually had the balls to take an interview for a new job at my old job and even had the receptionist ...
I was back working at an old job that I hated and had quit once. I came in to find the CEO sitting at my desk on my computer. He wanted to let me know h...
I was at a party with the hockey guys and was really drunk. Carried my glass of wine/beer out to Jarid's car. We were going to get more alcohol. I spill...
Was flying somewhere and realized I forgot to get Dana a ticket. She was a late addition to my plans for a work trip. When we tried to get her a seat, t...
I reluctantly went to a KISS concert with friends I hadn't seen in years. It was a small venue, half indoors, half outdoors. When the band came out, the...
I was at a big carnival-type place where the main attraction was this big haunted path where you walk through the woods and there are actors who scare y...
We were driving to get home from somewhere. My dad (who wasn't really my dad) was the driver. Gram was troubled because she said her "heart enzyme" was ...
I was in a busy city and it was very late. There were still people around but things were closing because the night was winding down. I used an app on m...
I was in Center City with a group of people from out of town. The only other person from around here was Erin. I was talking to this couple who had acce...
I was working for a company that was having a big meeting but it was more like a college party. Dana and I were staying jn this tiny hotel room. I was t...
I left my current job at Qlik to go back to working at the CBO at Jefferson. Oliver was happy to see me, but I started to realize I made a big mistake. ...
I got really upset that dad misplaced the old Peter Parker action figure I had because I was going to give it to Angel as a Christmas present. After loo...
I was back at LaSalle's campus. We were at some kind of formal event but everyone was fighting. Girlfriends and boyfriends were breaking up. In fact, I ...
Dana, Austin, and I were at a party but it was when Austin was still about 6 years old. There was this moat type thing around where everyone was sitting...
I woke up from sleeping at my parents' house and heard the TV on in the living room. I was surprised and excited to find that Allison Karpinski was one ...
Simple, yet wonderful, dream. In the dream, I was driving to my grandmother's old house, when she was still alive. When I'd get within a few miles of he...
Had just found out I had cancer. I was in a combination school/hospital and just ate. I was really worried about the vomiting.
The police raided our house during a family event. Everyone was here. They were looking for drugs and this item (can't remember what it was or its signi...
Erin was still living with her mom on Rawle Street. It was Thanksgiving and they had everyone over. I was home and worried because no one had heard from...
We were back have a big Italian dinner at my grandmother's old house on Beyer Ave. My mom had just finished fixing a big plate of spaghetti for my siste...
Went to the P!nk concert with Megan, Jing, and Kelly Driscoll. I guess that represented all the places I've worked... We were in the back, and drunk, an...
We were watching some event in Center City when Dana starts being chased by an ape. It almost got her a few times. Everyone around was just watching and...
Austin was in the bathroom screaming about how everything was wrong and he was going to kill himself for real. I tried to tell Dana she should check on ...
We were in college and I noticed that Steph kissed Paul Kenney. I was furious because I know his "good guy" thing was just an act. And this was the thir...
Erin and I were out at this big indoor/ outdoor celebration place where they had bar kiosks, games, etc. I can't remember what happened while we were th...
I was on a trip with Dana and her brother Steve. But there were 2 Steves - twins. One was the Steve we know but he was together. the other was doing dr...
Erin and I were attending the wedding of this guy - I think it was Eric Lindros. But he also reminded me of Frank Gardner. She and I were talking when t...
Dana and I had twins. But they didn't seem like newborns. In fact, I think we let them give input on their own names. Kevin could already walk and my pa...
I was at a reception for my graduation. The Rock was sitting next to me and I was across from two Hispanic brothers. The one asked to borrow my phone an...
Was on safari with Keira in Russia and we went too far off the reservation and started seeing animals. So we rushed into the first place we could which ...
We were in a hotel looking at possibly missing our plane, but I was more concerned with buying a gift for Steph. I picked out these clothes I knew she w...
I'm standing at a crowded urinal when I look down at my cock and balls and say, in a British accent, " Oh, well you guys must be new around here."
We were in a hotel for a conference. Iwas with Erin, who was still dating Mark and we were there for something about counseling because all the old Mast...
We were playing hockey at a grade school in the gym. I was bidding to go to the Olympics but was having a bad game. There was a big commotion and I hear...
I was trying to save Steph from something bad. But then I discovered what everyone was so afraid of. Peter Dinklage was there, dressed as an elf and was...
I was being rolled through a hospital where I was getting chemo. I was also scheduled to have some kind of super dialysis too. I started to feel like I ...