schlattcoin

Date: 6/28/2019

i met up with sophia and angie at the park. the first thing angie and i said to each other was “schlattcoin” at the exact same time. i turned to sophia and said “woah, she said it at the same time as me” and then angie hit me. i didn’t say anything because i was like oh okay. angie told me she’s agender and wants to be called they/them and i said “didn’t know, sorry”. sophia grabbed my hand because she really wanted my attention very badly in that exact moment and she started talking about mariahcoin (as in mariah carey) instead of schlattcoin. she told me about how mariah’s probably in the studio to finesse usher and get him to invest in mariahcoin. i agreed because i thought it was funny and then i heard “how much” by mariah carey ft. usher. sophia vanished and i found her at this table with my mom and my mom’s boyfriend with some other people. sophia had a tall glass and asked for water and then she asked to switch to a smaller glass. my moms bf offered to trade cups and he said that there’s beer at the bottom of his cup. she dodged that and didn’t even respond to him because she knows he’s a dick. she reached across the table and got a clean cup. i stood behind my mom and drank 3ish full bottles of water and my mom looked at me saying to calm down and i just shrugged my shoulders. then i woke up and drank a ton of water