The One Where RDJ Critiques Worship Night

Date: 7/28/2019

I walk into the Lopez’s kitchen, but there’s a table right behind the couch. I see Robert Downey Jr. (or maybe Tony Stark) sitting there. He tells me he watched Worship Night online, and I remember that he had a concert the same night. He says something snide about how our set sounded like “a 90s concert” and I say that his sounded like “an 80s show.” He responds to this by saying, “All I heard was a sound wash.” I pause, and then say, “No, you’re right. It was a huge sound wash. It sounds bad on Facebook Live.” He nods and adds, “Mel sounded good on the keys.” I’m confused because Mel didn’t play the keys. I notice that Michael is sitting on the floor next to us as Robert Downey Jr. starts saying how we usually sound good other than Michael. I get all nervous because Michael is sitting right there, but before I can say anything, he starts singing “Glorious Day” (because he knows I hate that song) and does a jig along with a random Spanish guy who is apparently one of our lead pastors.