The One With the 1D Parody

Date: 7/13/2024

I'm laying on what feels like one of the Disney parking lot trams with a group of people, including Renee, Blane, Brianna, and her sister Alex (who is somehow around 10 years old). She hands me a bunch of handmade cards and notes — all written on notebook paper — she's apparently made for Blane and asks me to read them. I open one and see that she's written the lyrics to "What Makes You Beautiful" by One Direction: "Blaney, you light up my world like nobody else." I immediately burst out laughing. I feel bad because I don't want to embarrass Alex, but I can't stop cracking up.