Nah nah nah nah nah ... Radioactive... Radioactive 💀 💀 💀

Date: 12/28/2016

By amandalyle

I was at a Christmas fair with my kids. Phoebe kept going on about buying some ham. I was getting annoyed because the boys then wanted ham and I didn't have any change on me to buy it. Still, she kept going on and on about ham until I snapped at her and she ended up in tears. The tears soon dried and then she wanted to buy £30 worth of bubblebath from The Body Shop and I found myself on my hands and knees on the floor, scavenging for pennies. Next scene; I was walking through a lovely green park listening to an audio of a famous book. This book had an unexpected ending, that I already sussed before people got to the end of the book. I then ended up as part of the storyline and I grew increasingly nervous about the ending which involved us all in a radioactive chamber. As I climbed the stairs with some other people, I passed a scary old man who had electrical sparks coming out of him every time I went near him. "It's radioactive... we're all going to die!" I screamed, but it was too late, we were already in the top room of the building. Panicked, we all started grabbing things quickly - like my handbag and a reading bag (?) "Oh, you can leave that, you'll be coming back!" A lady said. I then started having a disagreement with one of the guys, and we came to an agreement that next time we meet here, we won't be in a group together. I tried getting away in my car, but drove it up curb and ended up breaking it. I then got on a scooter and was trying to travel easier routes, but again, I kept coming across hills or bumps along the way. Panicked, I decided to climb through someone's open window and found myself in a downstairs toilet. I let myself out of the door and put onto some steadier terrain, but almost got caught by a neighbour carrying shopping bags across the road. Next scene; I was chatting to my father-in-law, Mike. I told him that I liked the soap he bought me for Christmas but he just rolled his eyes and walked off. I then went back indoors and tried to cook a meal for myself using sachets alone. "How pathetic I am!" I thought sadly. I had met up with Robee and Kylie. I had a bit of a hump on about how Robee had forgotten my birthday (true story!) and she said it was because she had been busy working (at Lidls) We then made up and she kept trying to 'lesbian love' me by pulling my jeans down and putting her hands down there. Repulsed, I kept pulling her away.