Ice, Ice, Baby! 🧊

Date: 5/31/2020

I walked past a young(ish) couple, smoking weed. I stopped and asked them if I could buy a joint from them. The guy literally just poured some tobacco and some weed onto the palm of my hand. “Enjoy!” He smiled. When I got back, I started to roll a joint (with a jumbo rizla I found in my daughters room) But just as I was doing so, I heard the front door opening. I quickly tried to destroy the evidence by putting the innards into a jug and stirring it(?!) It turned into this thick grey mixture, which I hid behind a chest of drawers. Fortunately, my daughter didn’t think anything of it and walk straight up to her room. I sighed in relief. Next scene; I was in the kitchen sorting out the fridge when I ended up pressing the wrong button by mistake and ice began to pour over everything, making it soaking wet. I couldn’t get it to stop. It also made the pizza I was cooking go frozen solid (?!) I cursed under my breath, realising that I didn’t have enough pizza to go around. It kept shrinking down to nothing until there was nothing but crumbs left. My husband told me not to worry, he’d happily eat the crumbs. Next scene; I was watching MTV’s Catfish, only the set up was a bit different. Max had long gone and so had his god awful replacement Kammie. There was another co host, who I’d never even heard of before. The show was now called ‘Catfish Teams’ and it was more about finding serial catfish(ers) ... anyway, all of this is irrelevant. To cut to the chase, I must have gained lucidity at this point (probably thinking “this isn’t my beloved Catfish?!”) and I envisaged a naked NEV right in front of me... hairy chest and all. We started to kiss, which led to other things (sexy time!) This is where the memory starts to go a bit hazy (dammit!) but I vividly remember him being circumcised.