Rats, Furby's and missing cigarettes.

Date: 12/17/2016

My son Alex was chasing a white rat around in a caved-in wall, but was unable to catch it. Next scene; I was snooping around my daughter's bedroom, trying desperately not to set off her Furby off. Then I heard her coming upstairs with her friend Megan. "SHIT!" I thought, "this doesn't look good!" Next scene; I was with my friends, Kylie and Tony. We were sitting in a pub garden together having a laugh. "I'm dying for a fag!" Tony said. But when I looked in my bag, I noticed that my cigarettes had gone. "I bet you my mum has taken them!" Kylie said. "But your mum's not here!" I thought. Then I looked again and found them in a pocket inside my bag.